#Video Games
Recap: The Microsoft E3 Conference In One Post.
Let’s recap the entire Microsoft Xbox conference in one post. A potpourri of the news dropped in one tight package. Or in other words: like two cool games and fourteen Kinect-related things I don’t give a fuck about.
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Here’s the ‘Ninja Gaiden 3’ Trailer From E3 Happy Times.
You want the trailer for ‘Ninja Gaiden 3’ fresh from E3 Wunderkind Super Emporium? Step inside, friends. Step inside.
Nikkei: ‘Wii 2’ Will Have Touchscreen Controller, Arrive In Late 2012.
Nikkei is some legit Japanese news source. That’s what the internet is telling me today. They are some news source who accurately predicted a bunch of DSi crap or something, and today they’re offering some proclamations and confirmations about the Wii 2/Project Cafe/Whatever you want to call Nintendo’s next console.
‘Twisted Metal’ Brings Ludicrous New Trailer. I’m All In.
There’s a new trailer for ‘Twisted Metal’ PS3-stylee, and it’s out of its fucking gourd. Pure madness in all the best ways, punctuated by fucking mech battles. Mech battles!, in Twisted Metal. I had no damn idea.
Hit the jump so thine eyes can see the glory.
‘Tomb Railder’ Debut Trailer Probably Better Than Actual Game.
Tomb Raider’s debut trailer has been released, and it’s friggin’ gorgeous. I’m a skeptic of this franchise at this point, and I have a healthy suspicion I’ll end up enjoying this trailer more than the game itself. If I even end up buying it.
Press Start!: Hulk Hogan, Obama, and Hardcore RPGs.
Welcome Hulkamanics, to the column that never ends! Or that’s what you’ll be saying by the end of yet another 800+ sprawling polygonal analog stick treatise monstrosity thing. This is Press Start!, the column where I give the rundown on all things video games from the past week. Actually, just five things that tickled my triggers, but what can you do. C’est la column.
Drop the stuff that you dug on this week in the comments section, and let us building a shining city on the gaming hill.
Metal Gear, Silent Hill, and Zone of Enders HD Collections? OMFGSOMETHING.
Konami is striving to blow some assholes out today with their announcements. Not only did they announce more Contra up in the hacienda, they also announced that they’re dropping MGS, SH, and ZOE HD collections into our gaping gaming gullets.
Konamiphiles, you’re going to need to lube that or you’ll rub it raw until it flakes.
Konami Teases New ‘Contra’ In Pre-E3 Presentation. Hell Yes!
Contra. A stalwart fixture in my gaming childhood. What the fuck my parents were doing letting me run around with enormous machine guns and blast alien hearts is beyond me, but I’m glad that they were so oblivious to the rockitude they bought for me. At Konami’s E3 presentation, they teased more Contra. Oh yes.
‘Mass Effect 3’ To Be “Better With Kinect.” Crap Pies.
NeoGaf user Lakitu found Mass Effect 3 artwork on the EA store, and the poor box cover was singed deep down into its soul with a phrase that makes me want to vomit. “Better with Kinect Sensor.”
No!
No, no, no!
‘Ninja Gaiden 3’ Screens Are A Bloody Mess. It’s Awesome.
There’s some new Ninja Gaiden 3 screens out, and good lord are they sanguinary. Yeah man, sanguinary. In case you forgot how bloody the franchise was, these new images will remind you in a hurry. I can’t wait for this title.
Hit the jump for the screens.
