#Video Games
‘BIOSHOCK INFINITE’ Delayed Until 2013; This Is Not Rapturous.
Fuck me sideways while kicking me in the jimmy with a hallucinogen-laced spike. BioShock Infinite has been delayed until after the Moment of Mayan Reckoning, and suddenly the world glimmers less.
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Rumor: ‘DEAD SPACE 3’ To Feature Co-Op. This Is F**King Dumb.
How do you take the best science-fiction horror game going right now and shit efficiently on its premise? Shoehorn a fucking co-op mode into it. This is so fucking dumb.
EA Spending $80 Million On NEXT-GEN DEVELOPMENT In Upcoming Year
The next-generation is coming! Batten down your hatches! Nothing is safe. You know we’re all fucked proper in this current generation when the Electronic Arts Pig Machine begins dumping the mad money into the future consoles.
‘ASSASSIN’S CREED III’ GAMEPLAY TRAILER…TEASER. Bit Ridic.
Ah, it’s vomiting up into video games too! The omnipresent teaser for a trailer. Here it is manifesting in Assassin’s Creed III. Don’t fret! Through marketing masturbation you too!, can help unlock the full thing.
‘BIOSHOCK’ x Mr. Potato Head = The Best Toy.
It’s a natural combination. A children’s toy such as Mr. Potato Head being mashed-up with a thing of nightmares like the Big Daddy from BioShock. Now this aberration, this slight of God, shall return to haunt the little ones of Rapture before being sliced into delectable pieces of starch.
Hit the jump to check out the terror-beauty.
The Xbox/Kinect $99 Bundle Is Really Real, Requires Xbox Live Contract.
The Xbox/Kinect bundle for $99 that the entire gaming internet speculates up on last week turns out to be real. The catch, the answer to how it can be peddled for such limited ducets, has also been revealed.
‘ELDER SCROLLS ONLINE’ Details & Screens. It Looks So….WoW!
Here’s a slurry of new information and pictures from Elder Scrolls Online. Judging from the screenshots it may be more accurately titled Another Game Trying To Emultate WoW That’ll Fall Short.
Drug Smuggler Hides Cocaine In Xbox 360; Would You Believe He Fails?
Carlos Valenzuela is a drug smuggler who had the idea to crack open an Xbox 360 and fill the son of a bitch with cocaine. Unfortunately you know how imperial blockades go, and the dude got pulled over. Shit didn’t really go well after that.
‘ELDER SCROLLS ONLINE’ TRAILER Promises Dragons Things, Has Proclamations
Here’s the teaser trailer for Elder Scrolls Online. It features the requisite booming male voice blathering proclamations and a really unimpressive look at what I think is a CG dragon. It’s also worth noting what I missed before, this game is not by Bethesda. Gosh dang.
Valve Ain’t Showing ‘HALF-LIFE 3’ At E3. I Slap Myself And Cry.
Half-Life 3. The white whale. A solid eight years since the HL2 dropped and we are still waiting for a proper sequel to one of the dopest games on the Dystopian block. That wait isn’t ending any time soon.
