Ah, it’s vomiting up into video games too! The omnipresent teaser for a trailer. Here it is manifesting in Assassin’s Creed III. Don’t fret! Through marketing masturbation you too!, can help unlock the full thing.


New Assassin’s Creed protagonist Ratohnhaké:ton (er … Connor) isn’t the smooth-talking debutant that kicked off  Assassin’s Creed 2. Instead, he’s a brutal hunter, stalking his targets from treetops before leaping down on them for the final blow (you may  already know this stuff).

Moreover, he’s a crack shot with a bow, as seen in the latest teaser for  Assassin’s Creed 3. Ubisoft is goading fans to do its viral advertising with promises of a lengthier trailer after reaching a certain level of buzz on  this Facebook page, which we  totally do not support. On the other hand, we’re totally down to see what happens to the flailing Redcoat. All in all, we’re feeling an awful lot  like Natalie Imbruglia  this morning.