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‘ELDER SCROLLS ONLINE’ Dropping NEXT YEAR; WoW Nods
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Rumor: XBOX 360 Getting $100 Kinect Bundle With Two-Year Contract. Microsoft Goes Mobile Phone.
Here’s a rumor for you. Microsoft is going to roll out an Xbox 360 Kinect bundle for $100. It’s got a catch though, you also have to sign a contract for monthly payments. Wowzers!, that’s commitment to the console.
‘DEAD OR ALIVE 5’ Has Costume-Specific TITS PHYSICS. Well Then.
Jesus Christ is the DoA series a horndog’s most spank-worthy video game franchise. They cut their rug on having crazy ass titties bouncing around, and it seems they ain’t keen on letting that championship belt get away from them.
‘CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS 2’ REVEAL TRAILER: (Post) Modern Warfare
Wouldn’t you know it. Black Ops 2 reveal trailer has finally dropped, days and days after the game was tots leaked. We’re going to the (near) future, baby!
‘SKYRIM’ DLC ‘DAWNGUARD’ Announced; Dropping This Summer
Finally. Skyrim’s first piece of DLC has been announced. It’s called Dawnguard and it is arriving this summer.
Thoreau’s ‘WALDEN’ Getting Video Games, Creators Miss Point Entirely.
Henry David Thoreau is my boy, and more than one of his utterances in Walden has helped shaped my world view. I once wrote a paper explaining why a rock concert by a raging materialist was a bit of an oxymoronic way to save Walden, and now I’m equally as befuddled by this video game.
‘SKYRIM’ Dumb Ass KINECT Support Hits Today. Also! DLC TEASE.
Skyrim is getting Kinect support today, adding functionality I pray you never asked for and will never use. On a happier note, they’re going to tease our tips and nips about upcoming DLC as well.
‘GOD OF WAR: ASCENSION’ Details, Screens, & MULTIPLAYER Video.
God of War: Ascension – Kratos Fucks People To Death With Knives is going to have a multiplayer mode. This confirms for the series the last artifact of our current gaming generations’ nonsense that hadn’t been ingested into its dense, brooding soul.
Details, videos, and pictures after the jump.
‘DIABLO IIII’ TV SPOT: Evil Is Back. F**k Yes It Is.
A new Diablo III TV spot yesterday during the playoff basketball time thing, and my goodness. Just odd CG wankery. I need this game. I need it so desperately. Fifteen days.
ELECTRONIC ARTS To Be Bought By South Korean Company? Leviathan Swallows Another.
This is some crazy sauce. I can’t imagine a company being able to unhinge their jaw to such a degree that they could swallow Electronic Arts, but apparently it can be done. South Korean company Nexon is readying its gullet, poised to consume the leviathan.
