Valve Ain’t Showing ‘HALF-LIFE 3’ At E3. I Slap Myself And Cry.

Half-Life 3. The white whale. A solid eight years since the HL2  dropped and we are still waiting for a proper sequel to one of the dopest games on the Dystopian block. That wait isn’t ending any time soon.


At this year’s E3, you can officially leave any Valve Software product announcements firmly off your pre-show bingo cards. Valve rep Doug Lombardi told Joystiq this morning, “We have no product announcements planned for this year’s show,” confirming a reported email exchange between a  forum member and Valve Software head Gabe Newell.

In the purported exchange, which Valve declined to confirm, Newell told the forum member, “We are not announcing anything at E3. Really.” The email goes further than that, adding, “We are not announcing Half-Life 3 or Portal 3 or Left 4 Dead 3. We are going to be showing stuff everyone already knows about (CS:Go [Counterstrike: Global Offensive],  Dota 2, 10′ UI [Steam ‘Big Picture Mode’]).”

So, while it looks like Valve is attending E3, don’t get your hopes too high for any  softwareor  hardware  announcements. The other possibility, of course, is that we’re being lied to (itwouldn’t be the first such instance  before E3). We’re giving Valve the benefit of the doubt.

You hate me Valve. You hate me.