#Video Games
‘Metal Gear Solid 5: The Phantom Pain’ Trailer: A goddamn wolf with an eyepatch
Oh, Phantom Pain. Where art thou? You seem fucking insane to me, and this latest revelation only furthers that idea. I mean, Big Boss gets a goddamn wolf companion? Who has an eyepatch, too? I’m fucking sweating you, meta-fictional, blustery, bloated, tactical espionage, next-gen glory, Kojima madness.
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Woah: Blizzard cancels their next-gen MMO, ‘Titan’
Woah then. Count this as something I wasn’t expecting. We’ve known for years that Blizzard was developing a new MMO. We knew that it was a bit of a troubled development. But I don’t think any of us knew it was headed towards cancellation.
‘Hyper Light Drifter’ getting live preview build on Sept. 26
Titty fuck a Shit Golem! I’m dumb. You knew that? Yeah, probably. But let me enumerate the most recent reason. Despite being really up on Hyper Light Drifter‘s jock I didn’t throw money at the Kickstarter. And if I had, I would totally be getting to play a preview build on September 26. Fuck! Shit!
‘Metal Gear Solid 5: The Phantom Pain’ dropping in 2015
Kojima has confirmed that MGS5 is dropping next year. It’s the latest in a slew of confirmations for 2015. Phew. At least we know when this console generation is actually getting started. A bit touch and go there for a while. The Powers That Be had us thinking 2014, but one by one the big titles pulled out. Leaving us with bullshit half-fried up-ports like Watch_Douche and Destiny: Halo Unevolved.
‘Final Fantasy XV’ TGS Trailer: Cool Cars & Big Swords
Final Fantasy XV is weird, man. Got itself some sexy visuals. Some nice music. But it’s certainly a war of disparate parts, and that perhaps could fuckin’ work. Got these Ass Sniffin’ Bros paling around one second, and the next second they’re running headfirst into giant dinosaurs and shit. I wasn’t expecting this much uh, fantasy? in the game, so I’m interested to see how it is all pulled together. Provided, you know, this shit ever actually arrives.
Official: Microsoft buys ‘Minecraft’ for $2.5 Billion
What was spoken of is now confirmed. Microsoft has bought one of Gaming and Pop Culture’s Biggest Phenomenons for $2.5 billion.
‘Saints Row’ creative director peacing out for Valve
Saints Row is losing its creative director. Irreverent, offensive, Smartest Dumb Game In The Room. Saints Row is like me in video game form. And I imagine a lot of the game’s vibe is due to Jaros, the aforementioned director.
‘Grand Theft Auto 5’ hitting XB1 & PS4 on Nov 18. PC, uh, next year
Grand Theft Auto 5 is one of the releases I’m anticipating most this Fall for Gen8 consoles. Such is the state of the console generation at this point. Remasters and third-party titles not exclusive to this generation. But let me stop myself, lest I complain too much. Because I am very excited for this title, which I never got to play last year. Keep Reading »
The Kojima Report: ‘Metal Gear Solid 5’ preview & ‘Metal Gear Solid Collection’ tease
Hideo Kojima is hanging all sorts of Metal Gear Solid upside our fucking head today. Dropping a preview focusing on the totally gratuitous and frankly somewhat stupid wank material character Quiet. And the good sir has also teased a new Metal Gear Solid collection.
Both after the jump.
Watch: Will Ferrell hosting Twitch charity event because he hates cancer
Will Pharrell fucking hates cancer. He hates cancer so much that he’s launched an Indie Gogo campaign to fund a Twitch charity event he’d host. Should the fundraiser make enough money, said event is going to rock the fuck out on October 26th. But don’t take my word for it, check out the video he has made to promote it.
