#Video Games
Microsoft looking to buy ‘Minecraft’ developer for $2 Billi
Microsoft is looking to get into the fucking Minecraft game even harder. To the tune of $2 billion dollars. I say goddamn!, that’s a lot of mines being crafted. (What does that mean, Caff? Absolutely nothing!)
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‘Batman: Arkham Knight’ dropping June 2, 2015. Holy Bat-Delay
We all knew that Batman: Arkham Knight was delayed until next year. But then came the rumor that it was going to drop in January. Which okay sure is 2015, but it ain’t the end of the world. Well, guess the fuck what. That rumor is as true as Justice and Everlasting Peace. A fucking pipe dream. Bat-Guy: Arkham Night ain’t dropping until the middle of next year.
New Dude sets ‘Donkey Kong’ all-time high score
A ne-ne-ne-new champion has conquered the Donkey Kong ring. Smashing barrels, buckets, steel-chairs, and unsavory, sharp objects into the souls of previous Donkey Kong high-score holders. His name is Robbie Lakeman. But you can call him the King of Kong! Get it? Like the movie! I’M SO CHEESY.
‘Destiny’ Live-Action Trailer: Guarding The Galaxy
More than a little Guardians of the Galaxy theme-ninjaing in this live-action trailer for Destiny. Intergalactic humor and action + Old School tunage? It’s certainly a formula that’s working. Particularly on me.
‘Firewatch’ Reveal Trailer: Moody Woodland Mystery
I wrote about Firewatch a couple of months ago, particularly stoked with the talent behind it. The developer Campo Santo is comprised of Heads from Double Fine, Telltale, and 2K Marin. What a fucking group! Now the developer has dropped an official reveal trailer and…it seems fucking awesome. Hard as Shit to Explain, but fucking awesome. Totally gelling with my recent Lovecraft obsession, offering up a seemingly haunted, and uncomfortable woods to explore. And stuff.
Just watch the trailer.
‘Resident Evil’ Remake Trailer: Zombies Mauling You In Pristine Glory
Goddamn. Maybe it’s the time passed, maybe my the rotting carcass, but I had forgotten a lot of the dope scenes this Resident Evil Remaster trailer reminded me of from my gaming past. And fuck!, that’s a huge sentence. So let’s just roll clip.
‘Saints Row 4’ getting standalone expansion, ‘Gat Out Of Hell.’ Plus XB1+PS4 port
Saints Row 4: Re-Elected is coming to XB1 and PS4. And like seemingly everything else for the new generation of consoles, it’s a fucking port of an existing game. Uh, in this case, Saints Row 4. If you’re like me and you’ve already played the living shit out of SR4, there is some other news that may excite you more. The aforementioned game is getting a standalone expansion called Gat Out of Hell.
‘Dragon Age: Inquisition’ Trailer: 4-Player Co-op Mode GET!
Somehow I keep forgetting that there is a new Dragon Age game dropping this November. It’s probably because my brain is soaked in anti-psychotics and aspartame. Anyways said Dragon Age game is getting a 4-player co-op mode, and BioWare has dropped a trailer focusing on it.
Amazon buying Twitch for $970 f**king million
Bet you thought Google had all that Twitch goodness tied-up, didn’t you? I certainly did, especially with Twitch’s new policies and shit smacking of draconian YouTube bullshit. But it appears that a new ch-ch-challenger has entered the capitalist arena, with Amazon winning the rights to Twitch. For $970 fucking million.
‘Destiny’ Launch Trailer: Nips-Tightening Rockitude
This trailer gave me hard nipples. I’m not even kidding. Destiny. From object of my scorn, to object of my juicy-panties lust. Here’s the fucking launch trailer.
