‘Metal Gear Solid 5: The Phantom Pain’ Trailer: A goddamn wolf with an eyepatch

Oh, Phantom Pain. Where art thou? You seem fucking insane to me, and this latest revelation only furthers that idea. I mean, Big Boss gets a goddamn wolf companion? Who has an eyepatch, too? I’m fucking sweating you, meta-fictional, blustery, bloated, tactical espionage, next-gen glory, Kojima madness.