Big Boss from ‘Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater’ getting a bit, uh, cheeky
I have no idea what the context of this picture is, and maybe that makes it all the more interesting.
‘Metal Gear Solid 5: The Phantom Pain’ Trailer: A goddamn wolf with an eyepatch
Oh, Phantom Pain. Where art thou? You seem fucking insane to me, and this latest revelation only furthers that idea. I mean, Big Boss gets a goddamn wolf companion? Who has an eyepatch, too? I’m fucking sweating you, meta-fictional, blustery, bloated, tactical espionage, next-gen glory, Kojima madness.
‘METAL GEAR SOLID 5: THE PHANTOM PAIN’ TRAILER: Makes me want to PUNISH my SNAKE
Get it? Because his name is Punished Snake? Oh, blame The Faux Bot. He told me to use it. (I do like it a lot.)
KOJIMA IS F**KING TROLLING US, RIGHT? KIEFER SUTHERLAND is voicing SNAKE in ‘METAL GEAR SOLID 5.’
I have a hard time believing that Kiefer Sutherland is actually voicing Snake in Metal Gear Solid 5: Kojima Fucks With You. I mean, Kojima has pulled our collective undies over our head too many times for us to just believe this. Right? Right?! Do you?