#August2015
‘Metal Gear Solid 5’ – If you suck, equip the Chicken Hat you dingus.
Should you suck at Metal Gear Solid 5, don’t worry. Kojima has the answer for you. The chicken hat. A magical item (seriously) that will nerf how quickly guards spot you.
‘Metal Gear Solid 5: The Phantom Pain’ Multiplayer Trailer: Selfies With Friends
Frankly, I don’t know what the fuck to think of Metal Gear Solid 5. So I certainly don’t know what to think about Metal Gear Solid Online. But I’m fucking intrigued by both. The former more than the latter.
‘Metal Gear Solid 5: The Phantom Pain’ Trailer: A goddamn wolf with an eyepatch
Oh, Phantom Pain. Where art thou? You seem fucking insane to me, and this latest revelation only furthers that idea. I mean, Big Boss gets a goddamn wolf companion? Who has an eyepatch, too? I’m fucking sweating you, meta-fictional, blustery, bloated, tactical espionage, next-gen glory, Kojima madness.
‘METAL GEAR SOLID 5: GROUND ZEROES’ dropping in SPRING 2014.
When Kojima and his Espionage Cabal announced that Ground Zeroes was a prologue to MGS5: Phantom Pain, I didn’t realize they meant it literally. Ground Zeroes is dropping next year, by itself, for half the price of a new game.
‘METAL GEAR SOLID 5: THE PHANTOM PAIN’ TRAILER: Makes me want to PUNISH my SNAKE
Get it? Because his name is Punished Snake? Oh, blame The Faux Bot. He told me to use it. (I do like it a lot.)
‘METAL GEAR SOLID 5: THE EGREGIOUS SUBTITLE” coming to XBOX ONE.
Metal Gear Solid 5: The Phantom Pain is coming to the Xbone, and it is bringing with it all the eccentric accouterments you expect from a Kojima game.
