#Video Games
Shh: Microsoft hiring for “top secret” Xbox projects.
Microsoft wants YOU, fuckboy!, for their Top Secret Xbox projects. Provided of course that you have the leet skillz required to execute their astounding vision. What could it be? Kinect with responsive teledildonics? A VR headset like everyone else? I can only imagine.
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PlayStation Now subscription service dropping January 13
PlayStation Now’s subscription service is coming, finally, on January 13. And it’s bringing a subscription service with it. One of the head-scratchers regarding Sony’s game-streaming service was the fact that initially you only had the option to rent the games. Will this shift in policy get me to sign-up? Fuck nah! But I imagine it will for some.
‘Metal Gear Solid 5’ – If you suck, equip the Chicken Hat you dingus.
Should you suck at Metal Gear Solid 5, don’t worry. Kojima has the answer for you. The chicken hat. A magical item (seriously) that will nerf how quickly guards spot you.
Dude who founded Xbox Live has left Microsoft
I know, I know. You think XBL, you think slurs and adolescence. I get it. But still — imagine being the motherfucker who conceived and implemented the gaming juggernaut online service bonanza (at least last generation)? Boyd Multerer is that dude. And he’s outtie-5000 from Microsoft.
Naughty Dog artist drops HD images of Nathan Drake model from ‘Uncharted 4’
Well, it’s almost 2015. Which means that the current console generation is inching closer to the year where it seems like it’ll actually begin. One of the titles dropping next year that is tickling my taint is Uncharted 4, and an artist from Naughty Dog has seen fit to really get my gummy bits lubed. The talented fucker goes by the name of Frank Tzeng and he has unleashed a collection of images featuring UC4’s Nathan Drake model. So good.
New Steam Controller design features d-pad. Scaleback++
Once upon a time, Valve dreamed big with their Steam Controller’s design. But now it appears they continue to scale back their flights of fancy in lieu of something more conventional. Me? I suppose I don’t mind.
‘Final Fantasy XV’ Town & Gameplay Trailer: Just Bros, Broing
More Final Fantasy XV gameplay. Just some bros, rolling around a city. Fighting baddies. Hanging tight. Staring at low-hanging, easy-peasy fan service boobies together.
Oh: Telltale Games making ‘Minecraft: Story Mode.”
So Telltale Games is working on a, uh, Minecraft story-driven game? I want to balk, but I shouldn’t. Folks made a dope LEGO movie. And this is Telltale Games. So, yeah.
‘Final Fantasy 15’ English Trailer: Juxtaposition and Sheen
It’s the same old Final Fantasy 15 trailer I posted a couple of months ago, just this time with English voices. I’m still heated with game-lust. Still confused and intrigued by the odd juxtaposition of the Fantastical and the Modern.
