#Video Games
‘BioShock’ creator Ken Levine teases next game: first-person, sci-fi, stuff
Ken Levine. I don’t know how I feel about him, other than intrigued. The dude got way too much credit for the collaborative journey that was BioShock, but fuck I love that game. Then Levine and his crew churned out BioShock Infinite, which was more THIS IS A DEEP GAME than actually being a deep game. But he’s clearly something of an “auteur” if they exist (anywhere), and so I’m sweating his (group’s) next effort.
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Nintendo has sold 9.2 million Wii U units since 2012
Is the Wii U going to be a success? Like, a burn-money-on-Omnidimensional-pan-genital’d strippers success? If the latest financials are any indication: no.
YES – Spotify coming to PlayStation
Fuck yes! One of the things I miss most in my gaming diet is rocking out to my own tunes whilst ripping shit up. I’ve been devoting time to Far Cry 4 lately EN FUCKING MASSE. And while Kyrat rules, it would rule more if I could Run The Jewels while launching tub-thumpin’ grenades.
‘Tales from the Borderlands’ Episode 2 Trailer: Atlas Mugged, I Moaned
How the fuck did this come out of PAX Koala Edition (#reductiveappreciationofharmfulculturaltropes) and I didn’t see it? Telltale Games and Gearbox have dropped a trailer for the second episode of Tales from the Borderlands. And boy, oh boy, my body is ready.
‘The Expanse’ Trailer: Syfy adapts a current sci-fi classic
The Expanse is currently my favorite running science-fiction series. Do I have any faith in Syfy doing it justice? Naw, but I have years of them sucking raw farts to corroborate my feelings. Does this trailer make me think they’re going to pull off an excellent adaptation? Naw, but I only have two minutes to base my feelings on. It seems adequate, though. Adequate and stuff.
‘The Order: 1886’ Story Trailer: Mustachioed White Dudes & Werewolves
I’m stoked for The Order: 1776 – Hope You Like Steampunk Horror, Fuckface. It’s a long title, but it’s also like the second game dropping for the PlayDate 4 that was developed exclusively for it. As a killer app graphics wow-wow time or whatever.
Nintendo dropping new ‘3DS XL’ next month
I’ve been circling the purchase of a Nintendo 3DS for a while now. Haven’t been able to bring myself to launch the money-missiles from my wallet-banks, but maybe next month will be the time. The Company Mario Built is dropping a new one, and it’s supposed to be like, way nice or something.
Telltale Games names a new CEO, announces an original game in the works
Telltale Games! They’ve announced a new CEO, and that they’re working on an original property. Bomb.com.
Bomb.com/Icandigit.html, actually.
‘Star Fox’ for the Wii U will be playable at E3 2015
Can I get a hell yeah?! Star Fox Wii U Edition Whirly Bird Ding Dong (my working title) will be premiering at this year’s E3. This excites the living shit out of me as a new, and fucking proud member of the Wii U community. Like, seriously. I’m turding everywhere as I type this.
Game Informer’s February cover reveal: ‘Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End’
Goddamn, this game is coming out this year. I SAY GODDAMN.
