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‘Community’ tentatively returns on January 27, according to Harmon

Community

No Nicole Brown. No Glover. No Chase. No problem? (What a fucking dumb lead-in.) With or without those talented folk, the sixth season of Community is a-coming. And we now have a (tentative) return date, thanks to the show’s creator.

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Revealed: Logo for Marvel’s ‘Daredevil’ show on Netflix

Daredevil.

Is this news? Probably fucking not! Am I a Marvel fanboy? Absolutely! And what does that mean? I’M GOING TO FUCKING TALK ABOUT THIS! *Rips off shirt, revealing painting of Kevin Feige on my chest that I cultivated from my own feces.*

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Yvette Nicole Brown is leaving ‘Community’

Yvette Nicole Brown.

How many stars can Community lose before it crosses the Rubicon and becomes Different Entity, Same Appellation? I imagine some would argue that it crossed that river a while ago.

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David Fincher directing entire first season of HBO show, ‘Utopia’

David Fincher.

This week is the week of David Fincher! Between Gone Baby Girl Gone Gone coming to theaters and him chatting up his meeting with Star Wars brass, everyone is talking about him. Not content to dominate the news cycle with the aforementioned bits, Fincher has revealed he’s directing an entire season of Utopia for HBO.

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Rachel McAdams offered ‘True Detective’ Season 2 female lead

Rachel McAdams.

Solidify! Solidify! Give birth to form and structure! Make the unresolved True Detective casting a concretized tableaux of potential!

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‘True Detective’ News: Vince Vaughn confirmed, Justin Lin directing first 2 eps

True Detective S2.

Con-con-confirmations down your throat! Out of your nose. Cyclically. Forever. As you nod and accept it. Hot on the heels of Colin Farrell confirming his role in True Detective‘s second season comes news that Vinny Vaughn and Justin “Our Bro Love is Real” have had their participation nailed down.

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‘Better Call Saul’ Teaser: Praise Be

Amen!

What the fuck is eleven seconds? Is that really a teaser? I don’t know, man. I ain’t hear to battle with you over the ontological definition of a teaser. I’m here to consume caffeine, make mistakes, and ingest pop culture. Like this (barely) teaser.

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‘True Detective’ News: Colin Farrell confirms he’s in season two

Colin Farrell

Well shit we still don’t know the female lead for True Detective‘s second season, but at least we’ve got one casting confirmation. Colin Farrell has let slip he’s in the cast.

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‘Supergirl’ TV show heading to CBS. AllSupeheroesAllTheTime

Supergirl

CBS is getting into the fucking superhero television game. (Unless they already have, and the three-seconds I spent trying to figure out if they have wasn’t enough.) The station with Big Bang Theory Nerd Blackface  is now going to get its own legitimate Kryptonian. Woo?

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‘True Detective’ S2 News: Rosario Dawson, Jessica Biel, seemingly everyone up for female lead

timeisaflatsomething

Sweet Shit. At some point the minds behind True Detective are going to have to cast their female lead, right? Like I was just getting comfortable in my Elisabeth Moss/Rachel McAdams internal debate, and now it turns out they’ve invited seven other women to read for the part? E’gads and shit.

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