#Movies
Trent Reznor Talks About His Role In Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Thanks to the internet, information travels quickly. Like, really quickly. Which is why despite Trent and director Timur Bekmambetov wanting to keep it a secret, every disaffected emo fanboy and fangirl of Reznor knows that not only is he scoring Abraham: Vampire Hunter, he’s also acting in it. Reznor took to the NIN forums to comment on the insanity.
Shane Black Says Iron Man 3 Is Going To Be A Tom Clancy-Esque Thriller.

Iron Man 2 was fun. It was also forgettable, and it strove so hard to integrate into a larger universe than it ended up getting lost in its own cross-marketing bullshit. Recently named director and apparent writer of the third flick, Shane Black, addressed all of this at the Omaha Film Festival this past weekend.
‘The Dark Knight Rises’ Plot Points Leak.

No seriously maybe these are legitimate plot points for The Dark Knight Rises. Pinky swear. Maybe. Are you interested in the latest possible quasi-spoilers? They’re more of a general premise than anything else. But don’t say I didn’t warn you.
High-Res Photo of Red Skull from Entertainment Weekly.

Remember that picture of Red Skull that was ganked with glory from Entertainment Weekly? It is not making its way around the internet in all sorts of high resolutions and quality bits and shit.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Let’s Talk About This Blade Runner Kipple

The topic on the end of every nerd’s forked tongue last week was the announcement that Warner Bros.-based Alcon Entertainment is in final negotiations to acquire the holy grail of film properties: Blade Runner. The announcement was followed by a collective gasp in the blogosphere – with our own Caffeine Powered delivering his own expletive-ridden tirade. Reactions have been pretty much split down the middle of anger and joy. As a devout Blade Runner fan and collector, my first reaction was, naturally, skepticism and disbelief. But it’s been a few days and I’ve had some time to meditate and brood (mostly brood) on this. So let’s chill for a moment and talk about this like adults.
Marvel Drops New ‘Thor’ Movie Poster and Banner.

Marvel dropped some a new poster and banner for the upcoming Thor movie. Oh Thor, you bearded stud.
Hit the jump for these babies.
Face of a Franchise: April O’Neil
[face of a franchise presents two individuals that’ve fulfilled the same role. your task — choose the better of the two and defend your choice in the rancor pit that is the comments section]
Judith Hoag v. Paige Turco
In the first TMNT flick, Judith Hoag portrayed April O’Neil as charming, headstrong, and fierce. In the subsequent installments of the trilogy, Paige Turco came across as a paint-by-numbers reporter…but looked damn fine.
So how about it – who is the real April O’Neil?
Trent Reznor Is Scoring And Acting In ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’. Awesome Bomb.

It’s still a bit of a mind-warp to contemplate that Trent Reznor won a fucking Oscar. Seeing him tanned and in a tuxedo was a trip for me, since I grew up watching him caterwauling into microphones about fucking people like animals and boring holes into heads and shit. However, this is even fucking crazier. Trent Reznor is going not only be composing the score for Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, he’s going to be acting in it.
First Official Photo Of Red Skull From ‘Captain America’ Movie.

Ever since the Super Bowl Trailer for Captain America: The First Avenger dropped, my expectations for the movie have been recuperated. Probably not the best precedent to be set. It’s always better to go in with ground floor anticipation, that way anything can blow your tits off. One of the dopest things about the trailer was Hugo Weaving gettin’ his Red Skull on. So it’s of particular excitement to me that this week’s Entertainment Weekly has the first official photo of him as the Red Faced Prick.
Hit the jump for the photo, and some quasi-spoilerish details.
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Is To Be Released In 3D; Taste The Suck In New Dimensions.

Pig Fucker Lucas is set to release the first of his botched abortion, straggling kicking legs out of a vagina, bloody soul crushing prequels in 3D. I will not be happy until George Lucas is finger-raped by a midget with gigantism of the fingers. Want the press release? Whatever, fuck you!




