Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Is To Be Released In 3D; Taste The Suck In New Dimensions.

Pig Fucker Lucas is set to release the first of his botched abortion, straggling kicking legs out of a vagina, bloody soul crushing prequels in 3D. I will not be happy until George Lucas is finger-raped by a midget with gigantism of the fingers. Want the press release? Whatever, fuck you!


Lucasfilm Ltd. and Twentieth Century Fox announced today that the  3D theatrical launch of  Star Wars: Episode I  The Phantom Menace now has an official release date – February 10, 2012! Set against the thrilling and exotic backdrop of a “galaxy far, far away,”  Star Wars is perfectly suited to the immersive 3D theatrical experience, and Episode I delivers some of the Saga’s most stunning and spectacular sequences – from the Naboo invasion to the Tatooine Podraces to the climactic lightsaber battle between Darth Maul and the Jedi. Supervised by Industrial Light & Magic, the meticulous conversion is being done with utmost respect for the source material, and with a keen eye for both technological considerations and artistic intentions.

Well, there you go. The best of the awful movies is going 3D. I hope it induces seizures in Lucas and his band of cronies when they test it out. They’re all left drooling messes filled with shit and fluids, which coincidentally is the condition they were in when they made this abomination.