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The first asteroid has been found inside the orbit of Venus. Yeah astronomers! Making discoveries! Kicking ass!
The SpaceWizards at Caltech dropped a discovery today, folks! They’ve found the first asteroid to orbit entirely within the orbit of Venus. I must confess I didn’t know this was a thing, but I’m glad I’m getting learned.
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‘DOOM Eternal’ Trailer: Now With 100% More Laser Swords. Let’s fucking go!
Here’s the new trailer for DOOM Eternal. And it fucking rules, just like everything else that’s been shown of the game.
‘Final Fantasy VII’ Remake delayed a month. LOL, this company is fantastic, dudes.
Friends, the Final Fantasy VII Remake has been delayed. Which, you know, is so they can really “polish” the game. Or, you know, actually finish it. You gotta love Square and their inability to launch completed titles.
Monday Morning Commute: Good News
What’s up, my friends? I must confess I’ve been staring at an empty text box for the past ten minutes. Trying to come up with something more gripping than “what’s up friends?” – but here we are. Just a poorly caffeinated dude (way below my usual levels, but I’m working on it), wanting to hang out. With ya’ll! The fellow occupants of the sovereign state known as Space-ship Omega!
We’re into the second actual, full, meaty week of the year. The holidays receding into memory, though not without subtle reminders. For me? The tightness in my waistbands, the billing statements stacking up. And with that infinite recession comes the reality that, oh fuck, there ain’t any respite arriving any time soon.
However! That’s what we have the art & farts & sharts for! To serve as a balm for the existential soul, helping us to get through the grind. And, wouldn’t you fucking know it! This here Monday Morning Commute serves as a community to communicate the various things we’re enjoying, and looking forward to, in a given week.
I’ll go first! ‘Cause, you know, I’m writing the motherfucking thing.
‘Morbius’ Trailer: Hey it’s Jared Leto as a vampire in this Spider-Man spin-off and I don’t fucking care
Morbius trailer! Woo. Man, I can’t even feign excitement. Sometimes, as a pseudo-pop culture website, you post shit you don’t care about. To cover the bases, if you will. This is one of those times.
‘Fargo’ Season 4 Trailer: Lookin’ like a wild season set in the 1950s
Oh fuck, the trailer for Fargo‘s fourth season looks fantastic. That’s it, full stop. Ain’t got nothing else to say. Just stoked.
Xbox Series X won’t have exclusive games at launch. Wait, what the fuck?
The Xbox Series X ain’t going to have exclusive games at launch. Like, the titles will continue being playable on an XB1. Initially, this seems neat. Halo: Infinite for all! But, like. A serious gripe: if you’re developing games that need to run on an XB1, you’re going to be handicapping yourself. You know?
‘Devs’ Trailer: Alex Garland takes his existential and technological anxiety to FX. And I’m fucking pumped.
Here’s the trailer for Devs, Alex Garland’s FX series. What, exactly, is this show about? I have no fucking idea. But, I’m ready to find out.
Bong Joon Ho adapting ‘Parasite’ for HBO limited series with Adam McKay. Man, I don’t know.
Adapting Parasite for an HBO limited series? Sounds like peak Hollywood. Getting its fangs into a foreign hotness. Lame. But! Wait! Bong Joon Ho is involved? Okay, okay. Now, I’m a little intrigued.
‘Doctor Strange 2’ loses Scott Derrickson over creative differences. This fucking sucks, dudes.
Man! What the fuck, universe. I’ve spent the last few weeks lauding Marvel Studios for (largely) letting its directors do their thing. Now, Doctor Strange 2 has lost Scott Derrickson over creative differences.
