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Rockstar Games website seems to be teasing something. Is ‘Bully 2’ on the way? ‘Grand Theft Auto VI’ reveal? Please be fucking ‘GTA VI’ oh god.

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Rockstar Games is teasing something. But what is it? Some folks think Bully 2. Some folks think Grand Theft Auto VI. And while I’d be stoked with either, I really fucking hope it’s the latter.

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Jordan Peele’s ‘Candyman’ Trailer: He’s The Monster That’s Part of This Neighborhood!

Yo, I didn’t even finish this trailer for Jordan Peele’s Candyman. It seemed too dope, you know? Don’t want to spoil it. But, fuck, I’m hyped from what I did check.

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‘Saint Maud’ Trailer: May the lord bless this terrifying religious horror!

Man, I was already sold on Saint Maud from its first trailer. But, now we got another one on this Ash Wednesday! And I’m doubly down, even if I just skimmed the trailer. I wanna preserve the experience! Okay? Fuck!

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Konami Code Creator Kazuhisa Hashimoto passed away last night. Rest in peace, you absolute fucking legend.

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If you’re like me and grew up gaming in the 1980s, you know the Konami code. And while I suppose I knew someone had to create it, I never knew dude’s name until now. Kazuhisa Hashimoto was his name, and he has passed away. Rest in peace, creator of such a seminal part of my childhood.

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Earth got itself a new “mini-moon” until it leaves in a few months! Hell yeah!

Hey! Earthlings! Check this shit out. We got ourselves a new mini-moon in orbit around us! At leas, for the time being!

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Warren Ellis and Paul Duffield’s ‘FreakAngels’ getting turned into Crunchyroll original animated series. Woah, fuck yeah!

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Didn’t ever expect to see Warren Ellis and Paul Duffield’s pretty damn rad FreakAngels adapted into an animated series. But, here we are! Thanks, Crunchyroll!

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Disney CEO Bob Iger stepping down immediately and being replaced by longtime Disney exec Bob Chapek. Sure, whatever, okay?

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Apparently, Bob Iger is stepping down immediately as Disney CEO. Dude ain’t leaving, though. He’s staying on as executive chairman through 2021, and who really knows what any of these fucking wizards do.

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Mars Lander detected “marsquakes” and a weird glow in the Martian night sky. The Red Planet continues to fucking rock!

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A series of studies in Nature Geoscience and Nature Communications has summarized some of the rad-ass findings by the Mars Lander. We’re talking dust devils! We’re talking marsquakes! A weird glow in the night sky!

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Microsoft announced more Xbox Series X details today. Specs! Backwards compatibility! Smart Delivery!

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More XBX details today, friends! And I ain’t even psyched about the specs, which I’m sure are awesome. Rather, how fucking sick is Smart Delivery? Buy a title on your XB1, get the XBX version fucking for free. And, it’ll send it to your other device automatically. Microsoft will definitely be doing it, and it’s available to third-parties as well. One of the first third-party titles to support it? Fucking Cyberpunk 2077.

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‘Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater’ documentary premieres next week, which I didn’t know was a thing. I’m stoked.

Man, Tony Hawk. What an absolute fucking classic, and staple of my late adolescence. Not just a fucking fantastic game, but also honestly a great vehicle for spending colossal amounts of time with high school friends. In fact, I think a lot of my early friendship with Bags was forged during multihour THPS sessions at my house. So it’s special. Special! Special as fuck! And, now the motherfucker has a documentary!

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