Zack Snyder sucks. He sucks. And anyone who has read a DC comic book or seen more than four movies should know this. But, the news that the Snyder Cut of Justice League is coming will make more than a few delirious stans happy.

But, I actually love that Zack Snyder knows so many of us rightfully hate his color palette, and so he announces his cut with a black and white image. It’s the ultimate troll, however the dude can kiss my ass.

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Oh my word, Timothy Olyphant’s role in The Mandalorian Season 2 is even better than expected. Dude is wearing Boba Fett’s armor, and playing a sheriff. The Elder Ones are good.

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I slept like a motherfucker Friday evening, friends. Or should I say, about 3 am on Saturday morning until 11:30 or so. By God, could I finally be relaxing? I mean, I ain’t been sleeping at all during this Rolling Nightmare. But, I think with the semester ending and myself accepting the homeostasis of such, I’m relaxing a bit. Fuck, I hope so! Maybe it’s a one-off, but I’m hoping for an emergent theme.

Anyways, I’m hanging in there. Can’t really complain, all things considered. Got my (physical) health, a tenuous grasp on my (mental) health, and I enjoy hanging out with you little fuckers.

You know the goddamn drill with this column, you really do! Unless you’ve just stumbled across this Monument to Madness! In which case, I’ll let you know. This is Monday Morning Commute! Every week, us depraved denizens of the Space-Ship gather! Then, we shoot the shit about what we’re up to on a given week. The books we’re reading! The genitals we’re manipulating! The games we’re playing. Anything and everything!

And per usual, I’ll go first.

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Fucking astronomer wizards have done it again, folks. They’ve long been puzzled by the rhythmic pulses of a certain type of star, and now they’ve finally been able to cut through all the noise. To discover! Their beating hearts! Okay, okay. Not literally, but this is dope.

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What to do during a pandemic? There’s one possibility: video games. US spending on video games hit $10.9 billion in the first quarter of 2020 alone. I say motherfucking goddamn!

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Gosling! Weir! Space! A lot of fantastic factors being thrown into the next movie by Lord and Miller! The duo are sending Gosling back to space in an adaptation of Andy Weir’s next novel.

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Timothy Olyphant has been cast in The Mandaorian Season 2! Jesus, the Universe is wild sometimes. Just today, I was telling our own Neo to watch Justified, because Olyphant is essentially Han Solo in the series. Now, the dude is joining the Star Wars universe!

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Okay! Last night, I started The Stand. And I must confess, I put in my longest single-sitting reading session in a long, long time. Of course, that’s not counting school-related bullshit. I’m currently 63 pages in, which translates to only 1/20th of the fucking tome.

That said? I’m fucking enjoying it.

As I’ve intimated here before, I’m always down for a good-plague based Apocalypse.

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Warren Ellis is my favorite goddamn comic book writer of all time. Granted, I haven’t followed him as closely the past couple of years. But, that’s more about my failing to read any comics. That said? Ellis writing a T-Rex Batman may be just the juice needed to power my ass back into a funny book shop.

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The biggest questions surrounding the Tony Hawk Pro Skater 1 and 2 remaster is: what songs will it have? The answer: most of them.

Hit the jump to check out the track listing.

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