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Rumor: Doomsday is in “Batman v Superman.’ *All* the characters
I get in trouble here a lot from random people floating by this Shit Hole Space-Ship who don’t know I’m a hyperbolic, exaggerating douche bag. They ain’t down with my over-the-top shit talking of Batman vs Superman vs Lex Luthor (feat. Aquaman, Wonder Woman, Cyborg, Others, and now Doomsday). So I’m just going to leave this here. Just for you to chew on. Without my typical commentary.
New photo of (Jupiter’s Moon) Europa sports rivers of red ice
I say goddamn!!! Here’s a new glorious look at Europa. Sporting some straight-up rivers of red ice. No doubt carrying the corpses of of humanity’s Progenitor Species, The Appalachian Dingus-Sapiens to their final resting place. Namely the Tombs of Oblivion, deep underneath Europa’s husk.
Gilliam’s ‘Zero Theorem’ Trailer: Solve For Existence
Terry Gilliam has punctuated moments in my life with unsettling, challenging, beautiful movies. One of my most vivid movie experiences was watching a shitty copy of Twelve Monkeys at the age of 11. The lack of catharsis and the themes presented quite literally kept me up that evening. Motherfucker was raw, and he definitely laced my formative-brain with oddity and subversion. So when a new movie of his drops, I’m stoked. Sprung. Zero Theorem is no different.
Jason Aaron + Ron Garney dropping creator-owned ‘Men of Wrath.’ F**k yeah
Jason Aaron and Ron Garney are taking their talents to Marvel’s Icon imprint. The two dudes are using the publishing venue to hang Men of Wrath on the world, which has me sold based on the fucking title alone.
‘Lucy’ Red Band Clip: ScarJo Ices Unworthy Dudes
Holy fuck, I hope the rest of the movie has action as good as the shit sported in this clip. Give me raucous Luc Besson at his best. Killer action, silly plot, entertainment. I’m ready.
Confirmed: ‘Episode VII’ filming IMAX sequences
It’s been confirmed! There are going to be some giant fucking star fields in Episode VII.
Chip Zdarsky’s Zack Snyder/The Joker Tweet Wins Everything
Chip Zdarsky isn’t just fucking crushing it as the artist on Sex Criminals. He’s also one of my favorite Twitter accounts to follow. Madness, madness everywhere! And while I cry at what Snyder is doing to the DCU, at least Zdarsky could make me laugh for a moment.
NO DUH: Cliff Bleszinski’s new game is a F2P arena shooter
So Cliffy B’s new game has been revealed. Announced. And…? It’s a free-to-play arena shooter. Not too surprising. Considering Dude fucking Huge dropped months ago that he wanted to work on…a F2P arena shooter. Still though. Color me excited. (It’s boner-stretching pink. That’s the hue you use on me for excited.)
Well Then: Amazon offers Hachette authors 100% cut of ebook sales
How is this for some Boardroom Maneuvering? Amazon and Hatchette have been beefing, and that’s left a lot of people opining that it’s the authors getting fucked. Now in what strikes this dumb-ass, completely business-unsavvy dude as a brilliant move, Amazon is offering Hatchette authors a 100% cut of their ebook sales.
