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Kurt Russell: Tarantino’s ‘The Hateful Eight’ may shoot in early 2015

Kurt Russell

Kurt Russell. Don’t fucking tease me, brolo. Don’t be running your gorgeous, Plisskenian lips about a new Tarantino joint if you don’t mean it. If it ain’t substantiated. ‘Cause telling me the filming may begin in early 2015 got my balls a-flutter.

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Sony thinking about PlayStation 4 early access program

PlayStation Mania.

For the past couple of weeks, Bateman, Rendar, and I have been rocking BroForce on Steam. It is not a finished game. However, it is awesome. So long as you take it with a grain of salt, recognizing that it is in-progress. So knowing what love I have for the early title, I’m more than stoked that Sony is thinking of offering a a similar program.

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‘Better Call Saul’ is set in 2002. Features time travel

Better Call Saul.

Shit I mean not like literal time travel, but the show is going to be NON-LINEAR AS FUCK. Apparently. The son of a bitch starts in 2002 when good old Saul wasn’t even Saul, but it’s going to span the length of Breaking Bad. And beyond?!

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Dude wins SF4 EVO championship using stock PS1 controller

Luffy, bruh.

The EVO (fighting game tournament, you fucking scrubs) championships were this weekend. And the dude who took home the prize in Street Fighter 4 dominated the game using a PS1 controller. I find this particularly amazing, as someone who is talentless in fighting games, and permanently enamored with the PSX.

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Cosplay: Ms. Marvel (Carol Danvers) dominating the game!

Ms. Marvel!

The current Ms. Marvel may be my favorite Marvel comic book jam going, but that doesn’t mean we can’t celebrate some old school Carol Danvers. Right? Amirite?! I’m right. I knew it.

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United Kingdom is planning first friggin’ spaceport for 2018

spaceport tyme

Ah, the United Kingdom. You’re making my little geek-boner all dribbly. Fucking planning a spaceport and shit. This is the future I wanted.

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Colin Farrell in talks to join ‘True Detective’ Season Two

Colin Farrell

Colin Farrell can act. Can act damn well. When he chooses to. So if he ends up on True Detective‘s second season, I expect great fucking things from him. Bring the glorious bastard on.

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‘Hunger Games’ Viral Teaser #2: The KatnissJay Ain’t Dead

The Mockingjay Lives

Fuck if I posted the first Mockingjay teaser, I might as well post the second one. This one lets the world of Bread know that the MockingLady ain’t anything but dead. Totally cutting into President Sutherland’s address.

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Leaked: Samsung’s VR Headset design. Rockin’ that Virtual Boy vibe

Samsung VR

Samsung’s virtual reality headset design has hit the internet. Leaked right out the drooling maw of the NetterWebs’ guts. And man, is it Virtual Boy as fuck.

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FUTUREGASM: Dubai building world’s first climate-controlled neighborhood

the future

This is the fucking future I want. Or at least I think I want, gazing into my ceiling fan in the evening. Copy of Neuromancer resting on my belly. A vibrating Matrix-themed prostate massager doing its work in my love hole.

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