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AMC’s ‘Preacher’ adaptation casts its Arseface
I love the fact that there is soon going to be a character on television named Arseface.
‘True Detective’ Season 2 News: Orgy scene with actual porn stars happening? Oh?
How do you top the COSMIC HORROR of True Detective‘s first season? I mean, there are myriad ways. But apparently Nic Pizzolatto is bringing an orgy into the mix for the show’s second season. Time is a flat orgy circle? Time is a flaccid circumcision? Something? Help me out, folks.
‘Agents of SHIELD’ star Ruth Negga snags ‘Preacher’ adaptation’s female lead
You may know Ruth Negga from Agents of SHIELD. Soon you will know her as one of the merry band of degenerates being hunted by the Saint of All Killers.
Oni Press opening up electronic submissions in May. This is the best.
Oni Press is going to begin accepting electronic submissions and pitches in May, which is gnarly as fuck. As I told my brother in an excited text, if he doesn’t submit OMNI, I will for him!
‘Star Wars’ Maybe News: J.J. Abrams wanted for ‘Episode IX’
I always sort of thought J.J. Abrams was going to direct the entire new Star Wars trilogy. But with the turnover from The Force Awakens to Episode VIII being so short, it made sense that someone else would direct the middle bitty. When they named Rian Johnson, that beautiful, talented fucker, as the man in charge I rejoiced. I could handle him ostensibly handling the next two flicks. But maybe! Just maybe! Abrams is returning for the conclusion to this new installment of the Skywalker Saga?
Stuart Immonen is new artist on Marvel’s ‘Star Wars.’ The Force is strong with this #crapwordplay
One beast mode artist exits, another enters. While John Cassaday is leaving Marvel’s Star Wars after the sixth issue, his replacement is a meaty hunk of awesome. Cover and deets post-jump!
Nintendo developing mobile games! with DeNA, also tease new hardware

Nintendo is partnering with DeNA to develop mobile games. The fuck: it ain’t going to be porting nothing, just creating new content. They also teased new hardware, codenamed “NX.” The fuck: I just bought a fucking Wii U!
Apple TV service maybe/probably being released this Fall
Apple TV Cable Thing may finally be ready to be revealed to the world. The Wall Street Journal people are reporting that it’ll be a smaller service than typically expected from cable companies. Around 25 channels. But for folks rocking the cord-cutting, it may just what they want.











