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Monday Morning Commute: A Secret War On Planet Sunshine

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It’s getting nice out, folks. The sunshine is popping here on the Northeastern seaboard of the Empire. Temperatures are in the 80s today. The sky is blue. It’s almost enough to get you through the workday alone. If you’re one of those people who can appreciate leaving to Sol smiling upon your face, and not lament the fact that you’re indoors for eight-hours of its beauty. I am one of those people. So I’m feeling pretty fucking content, today. But that doesn’t mean I ain’t sweating a bunch of stuff this week. So Monday Morning Commute shall, of course, run its course. It just means that I’m going to be moderately less depressed as I toil through the week towards enjoying these arts, farts, and sundries.

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John Wick seemed destined to be one of those movies like Dredd where we contemplated and heard murmurings of a sequel for years. To no avail. But it seems unlike Dredd, the Gods are smiling on this particular project.

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‘The Force Awakens’ News: Gwendoline Christie is the Chrometrooper, ‘Captain Phasma’

Goddammit yes.

Goddamn fucking yes.

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Maybe: ‘Captain America: Civil War’ promo art

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‘Cause I hope you didn’t think we were getting a break from the 24/7 media pummeling emanating out of Marvel and the House of Mouse.

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‘The Force Awakens’ photos from ‘Vanity Fair’ reveal villain, more details

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May the fucking Fourth be with you, yadda, yadda, pop culture momentum, blah blah. Let me not get wrapped up in the banality of the Pseudo-Holiday, and instead be excited for these photos form Vanity Fair.

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Cosplay: This Ryuko Matoi is (Kill la) Killin’ it! Terrible puns!

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‘Arkham Knight’ Season Pass Details: Batgirl standalone story arc, Nightwing, more

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Looks like Batman: Arkham Knight is making a strong push to get me to rescind my “Fuck it, I’m done buying Season Passes for Games” proclamation. The (post?) game is dropping a litany of content, but most importantly? A fucking Batgirl standalone arc.

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Wut? Kurt Vonnegut’s ‘Cat’s Cradle’ getting TV adaptation

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Kurt Vonnegut’s Cat’s Cradle is getting a TV adaptation. Bruh is my favorite. But a TV riff on this novel? Hmm. I don’t usually have to till my feelings regarding adaptations of his, so this is unusual.

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