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The ‘X-Files’ relaunch coming Sunday, January 24

X-Files.

Whelp. I now offiically know how long I have to catch-up Mrs. Caffeine Powered on the glory of the X-Files before it returns to air. Can’t wait! Can’t wait.

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Brad Bird is all like ‘Incredibles 2’ “feels like” his next movie

Brad Bird.

Brad! Stop fuckin’ fucking with us, bro. If you’re going to make Incredibles 2, stuff yourself in that Pixar Digi-Lab and get it done. There is an entire generation of Incredibles fans who take these teasings quite seriously. I mean, “feels like”? What the fuck.

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Photo: James McAvoy goes bald for Professor X in ‘X-Men: Apocalypse’

‘Secret Wars’ #1 is Marvel’s best-selling single-day digital comic ever. In any universe.

it's a fucking SEVCRET!!!

Months of hype have prevailed! You, me, and a bunch of other dickhead slime lord wonderful humans went and bought Secret Wars #1 on Wednesday. On our digital tablet companions. Making it the best selling single-day digital comic for Marvel, ever. And I enjoyed it! I had pretty much no idea what was going on, but it has roped me in enough to enjoy the ride. Hickman Philosophy (AW, YIS) and the gorgeous artwork doing their jobs.

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‘The Hateful Eight’ images are snow-covered Tarantinoness

listen, listen bruh

I don’t even know what that fucking title means. And truthfully, I don’t care. I’m just excited to be getting a better glimpse into The Hateful Eight.

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‘True Detective’ Season 2 Character Posters! And details!

PROCLAMATIONZ

We get the world we deserve! Man. Reminds me so much of Jonathan Hickman’s general comic philoso-aesthetic that I have to fight the urge to crack open East of West.

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Weekend Open Bar: Oh dear what the f**k have we here?

ohdear

Oh dip! I’m seriously fucking busy today! But I’ve strapped a rocket to my well-oiled taint (to prevent burn), said my prayers to the Gods, Old and New, and I’m flying past the Space-Ship to ignite the Weekend Open Bar! The weekly two-day siesta-spanning column at the End of Good Taste and the Internet! Come in here, hammered! Come in here, bored! Come in here, well-feed and looking for conversation. The name of the game is sharing your weekend delights with likeminded, depraved individuals (hi!). Share plans, thoughts, meals, movies, games, gabbing. Anything goes!

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New ‘Suicide Squad’ pic shows how Joker got his Hot Topic Juggalo tattoos

OIC

After jump because of like, you know, spoilers.

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Alex Garland’s (‘Ex Machina’) next movie is ‘Annihilation’, starring Natalie Portman

yes plz

Fuck yeah! Alex Garland’s Ex Machina is my fave of the year so far. Admittedly, I have seen very little. But even still. So seeing the guy get more work is a fucking boon, especially as we are more and more adrift in a monoculture homogenous stew that’s beginning to depress even this thick foreheaded fanboy numbskull.

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New ‘Assassin’s Creed’ being revealed May 12

assass

I guess the new Assassin’s Creed will be revealed next week. Which means, of course, that all of the details will be leaking shortly.

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