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Weekend Open Bar: 72 Hours of Serious Mistakes!
I’m getting married in eight days, folks. Which means that this weekend is Bachelor Weekend. Where Rendar whisks me away to Portland, Maine. To commit all sorts of sins against the Elder Gods and New. I’m Opening The Bar Early, so that I can do it before I wade deep into the Atlantic Ocean never to be seen again. Hang here for a variety of reasons this weekend!
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‘The Force Awakens’ News: Andy Serkis’ Role Revealed
The Star Wars Overlords have revealed Andy Serkis’ role in The Force Awakens. After the jump for the spoilerphobic.
IDW teases project with ‘Neuromancer’ author William Gibson.
Oh fuck! One of my favorite authors is getting into the funny book game with publisher IDW. I’m in. It doesn’t even matter what the comic book is about, I’m going to be buying it.
Sony CEO says the PS4’s first-party line-up “sparse”, actually means “sad af”
You know that a console’s first-party line-up is sad as fuck when the CEO of the company is actually addressing it. Sony Czar Andrew House has described his system’s first-party non-game line-up as “sparse”, and followed it up by rattling off a bunch of bullshit. Bullshit that Day One adopters like myself probably don’t give a fuck about. Because we bought the system for games.
Chris Pine in talks to join ‘Wonder Woman’ as character’s love interest
An actor IDGAF about is joining a movie I don’t have much faith in. How you taking this news?
Tilda Swinton joins the ‘Doctor Strange’ movie
Doctor Strange has roped Tilda Swinton into the Marvel Cinematic Universe. We are all better for it.
Rumor: Elektra in ‘Daredevil’ season two, confirmed by audition tapes
It’s pretty much a fucking no brainer to bring Elektra in for Daredevil‘s second season. So, I’m glad that these purported audition tapes confirm that the writing staff is on the same level as me. You know, chubby, irrelevant blogger. But still. Solidarity among us.
Run The Jewels goes ‘Blade Runner’ for Fall Tour Poster.
This is, objectively, the dopest thing ever. It almost, *almost* makes up for the fact that they’re not coming to Boston for their Fall Tour.
Watch: ‘Daredevil’ gets ‘Night Court’ And ‘Law & Order’ themed credits
I fucking love Daredevil. I want to crawl into Murdock’s tight suit with him, and be in his thunderous soul as he crushes vermin and broods. But I will have to settle for these gnarly mash-ups.
‘Metal Gear: Ground Zeroes’ coming to PS+ games this month. An exclamation mark in my pants!
I never fucked with MGS: Prologue to Probably a Length Prologue last year, given the amount it cost and the gameplay received. Still though, like that one glorious latex porn site I never signed up for, restraint was almost bested by intrigue (and horniness). Well now, to continue this metaphor, the proverbial Game as Porn Fetish is coming to the local Game Network as Streaming Porn Hub. This…this went off the rails quick. But none the less. Stoked.
