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James Gunn futzing loves the ‘Ant-Man’ movie

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The initial reports out of Ant-Man were that it was, surprisingly, an enjoyable flick to most. Being a Marvel fanboy, I took this to mean I would like it (to some extent). And now the director of my favorite Marvel movie has come out in support of the film. Granted, what’s he going to do? Bash a movie from the studio that is supporting him? Probably not. But the level, and forcefulness of his support makes me optimistic.

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Netflix viewer numbers will surpass ABC, CBS, NBC, and Fox by 2016

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Netflix does not give a fuck about them antiquated, cable-tethered “television” “stations.” Or their archaic signifiers. The Lumbering Streaming Giant stands primed to surpass those motherfuckers in 2016.

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‘Creed’ Trailer: What Is In A Legacy?

‘Minecraft’ Sales: 20 Million on PC, 70 Million Total

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Minecraft seems wonderful. Beyond my ADD-addled brain, but wonderful. Seems to encourage creativity in the youth and beyond, and I respect the fuck out of that. So I continue to cheer on its rampant, rampaging success.

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Cassini captures Saturn’s Warped D (Ring)

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Terrible title is terrible.

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Enormous Marvel leak reveals its entire ‘All-New, All-Different’ Line-Up

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Well, this certainly isn’t how Marvel intended on revealing their All-New, All-Different line-up. But here it is!

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‘I Am Chris Farley’ Trailer: Get the tissues ready for this documentary

‘Extraordinary X-Men’ is new flashship X-Title, post-‘Secret Wars.’

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Extraordinary X-Men is going to be Marvel’s flagship X-Title coming out of Secret Wars. The team seems comprimised of a pretty interesting cast of character, and more importantly: Jeff Lemire is penning it.

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Monday Morning Commute: [[Console Cowboys | Cero Miedo]]

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Welcome to Monday Morning Commute, friends. It’s pretty much the end of the day here on the Eastern Coast of the Empire, but hey. I’m but one FictionMan, attempting to cobble together the disparate entities of the Space-Ship into one meandering husk. So forgive me! And I have to cop to you. A variety of Really Privileged Problems have me a bit worn down, today. Oh, I got married. Boohoo. Oh, I was lucky enough to come back and have to start my job I have immediately. Wah wah. Oh, I’m buying a house and all that financial expenditure is sort of terrifying. Cry more. I get it.

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