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India has successfully launched a reusable shuttle prototype

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Go India! To the stars! Go India, to the stars, for your country! Go India, to the stars, for all of humanity!

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‘Beauty and the Beast’ Trailer: Hermione is Disney’s Belle of the Ball

Yeah, I could not give less of a fuck about this movie. No judgment of said movie, just apathy. But here is the first trailer, for those of you so inclined to be excited about it.

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‘Independence Day: Resurgence’ Extended Trailer: Aliens Make Stuff Go *Boom*

Monday Morning Commute: Dive Bars, Dive Far

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Nice goddamn night to write Monday Morning Commute. Windows open. Pleasant breeze. The gentle, but not intrusive hum of caffeine thumping down the vein-pipes. But, for a moment, I am content. How are you doing, friends? I hope you’re doing well. Well enough, at the least.

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‘Thor: Ragnarok’ Casting News: Cate Blanchett, Jeff Goldblum, Karl Urban

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Thor 3 got itself a fucking silly-stacked cast. We already knew about Mark Ruffalo. We already knew about Tessa Thompson. We sort of knew about Cate Blanchett. But Goldblum and Urban, too? Marvel ain’t fucking around, and I imagine for good reason. As much as (my butt) and I worship the Odin-Son, his outings have been largely forgettable to the masses at large. Here is hoping the third installment’s as fantastic as its cast.

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‘Star Trek Beyond’ Trailer #2: I Think You’re Underestimating Humanity

Much better trailer than the first one. Am happening to underestimate this movie? I would much rather live in a Universe where it rules, you know? Here’s hoping.

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First Look: Charlize Theron in ‘Fast 8’

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I love the fact that Theron is wearing a Metallica shirt. That way you know she’s playing a total bad ass in Fast 8, duh.

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‘Fargo’ Season 3 casts Ewan McGregor as season’s dual-leads

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Fargo hasn’t just cast Ewan McGregor for its third season. The (best) show has cast Obi-Wan for two roles, or more specifically, the dual-leads, playing two brothers. Fucking odd. Fucking fantastic. Fucking I am not going to make the wait for this show.

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Michael Keaton back on as ‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’ villain

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Where once there was darkness, now there is light! Keaton was up for the Homecoming villain last month, but reports had him bowing out. Well, he’s bowed back in! Can you back in?! Who fucking cares, you can!

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Vin Diesel wants Justin Lin back for final ‘Fast & Furious’ movie

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Justin Lin is deeply responsible for the Fast & Furious renaissance, and I mean that without irony. A large part of the enjoyment that came from the third through sixth installments of the franchise was thanks to Lin’s eye for action, and ensemble acting. Maybe it’s being a Furious Fanboy, but dude was missed in F7, with James Wan an ill-fitting replacement. So fuck yes, get him back, Vinny. Get him back.

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