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Tom Felton (Draco Malfoy) joining ‘The Flash’ Season 3 as a series regular
This is one of those news stories that I keep seeing everywhere. And I begun wondering if I should cover it. Like, I don’t give a fuck about Harry Potter, or Draco Malfoy. And I certainly don’t give a fuck about The Flash. But maybe, maybe one of the few souls who frequent this place do? And they’re really excited? So I should share it? Cause people’s happiness makes me happy, even if I can’t get excited by the source of it sometimes.
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Neil Gaiman tackling Norse Mythology with new non-fiction novel
New non-fiction novel? Sort of a head-bender. But I suppose Gaiman isn’t exactly alien to the notion of his novels notoriously bending our brains. I mean, right?
Views From The Space-Ship: summer nights in the neighbor-hood
I don’t know if its a #HotTake (I’m using that ironically, but also like, not ironically, which as a Millennial means I’m leveling up and moving towards post-irony double-irony, and will soon go up in flames due to self-immolation sponsored by douchiness), but I don’t like summer. As a regressive, progressive techo-fetishist, I prefer the dim blue-wash of a computer monitor than the scorching midday sun. I prefer the blowing of an air conditioner to the blowing of dank, humid, Massachusetts air. For the most part. For the most part! But when the sun sets, and a deep blue hits the sky, I’m sold. Sold on the summer. It’s momentary, but it’s something I seize upon with dog and leash. Seize upon with foot to pavement. A nice walk. A nice night.
‘U.S.Avengers’ is Marvel’s new ‘Avengers’ squad and its so odd that I’m in
First typical liberal Anarchist response to U.S.Avengers? What is this typical jingoistic garbage? But then I saw Red Hulk rocking sunglasses and a serious amounts of ammo across his chest. I was sold. Like, seriously. What an odd ball group of heroes, what an odd ball idea.
‘Pacific Rim 2’ has a release date! Dropping Feb. 23, 2018
Pacific Rim 2 is really coming, folks. It’s really coming! And it’s got itself a date, to boot.
Japan has official ‘Evangelion’ Dumbbells; the Fourth Impact is you reppin’ out
Yeah man! Fourth impact! Reppin’ out! Get as swole as Shinji is a miserable, unwatchable twat! Evangelion dumbbells!
‘Preacher’ has been renewed for a second season; 13 episodes!
I haven’t really been watching Preacher. In my defense, I haven’t been watching much of anything. But my interactions with the show based on one of my favorite comic series of all time have been reserved when I have watched have been skeptical, and only marginally positive. I’ll watch, though! I’ll watch. And here’s hoping the show begins to find its legs, leave the fucking town already, and get weird. This season and the next.
‘Wreck-It Ralph 2’ announced; dropping March 9th, 2018. First image released, too!
I sort of expected a Wreck-It Ralph 2, given that the initial movie made roughly one-zillion dollars. And now my brilliant, genius-level intuition has been confirmed.
Nintendo’s new NX Console skipped E3 afraid of “imitators”
So, Nintendo skipped out on E3 this year. Apparently! Apparently it was due to a company-wide fear that showing their NX too early would lead to copy cats and imitators.
Watch: Speedrunner reprograms a ‘Super Mario’ game to beat itself
This is how we anger the robots, folks. We fuck around with programming, exploit it. We fuck around with the robots, making them humiliate themselves. I’m not saying we can play the robot uprising on this hacked copy of Super Mario. But we can.
