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Michael Peña returning for ‘Ant-Man and The Wasp’
One of the best parts of the surprisingly dope post-Edgar Wright Ant-Man was Michael Peña’s performance as Scott Lang’s friend, Luis. Due to this, it seemed like a no-brainer that the actor would reprise his role. Still though, nice to have some confirmation. Nice, indeed!
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‘Jean-Claude Van Johnson’ Trailer: JVCD’s Sugary Bout of Ennui
I have it on the authority of our good friend Jerkface that the Jean-Claude Van Johnson pilot on Amazon is great. I have pledged to watch said trailer with Bateman, while stoned, to great enjoyment. Will report back. Until then, either watch it yourself, or check out this trailer.
Weekend Open Bar: The Sun Sets On Forever
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The summer drags on, man.
As I predicted a bit ago, I knew I was going to find myself melancholic as I found myself stranded in the liminal state between Summer Teaching and Fall Teaching. At first it was great. Sleeping in late. No lesson planning. Rocking shorts every day! Shorts, every day! Then the tedium set in.
My wife went away today, she’s going to be away, for something like thirteen out of sixteen days. At first it was great. I’ve jacked off fourteen times, walked the dog twice, crushed nineteen Diet Dew, and marveled at what freedom I have. Then the tedium set in.
The summer drags on, man.
‘Guardans of the Galaxy’ are in ‘Avengers: Infinity War’, according to Vin Diesel
This…this isn’t surprising at all, right? I’m a sheep, though. I just report what the other slobs report, in-between bouts of beating my meat to grainy homemade pegging porn. And being a good husband and pillar of the community. Obviously.
‘Prey’ Gameplay Trailer: Dead BioShock Space
The more I see of Prey, the more I want it. Oh sure, it seems like a shameless amalgamation of Dead Space (and other science-fiction Gothic haunted houses) and BioShock. But that, friends, is exactly why I want it. Plus, the “mimic matter” gameplay mechanic seems dope as fuck.
‘The Lost Boys’ TV show being developed by creator of ‘Veronica Mars’ and ‘Party Down’
If it was anyone else than Rob Thomas, I would be hesitant about this news. Bringing Lost Boys to TV? Ehhh. But dude has brought us both Veronica Mars *and* Party Down (*and* iZombie, which I Haven’t watched), so I’m inclined to believe this could be good. Will I watch it? No. Could it be good? Yes.
Microsoft claims “Project Scorpio” will have VR Exclusives; declares console generations dead
I’m selling my XB1. Do you want an XB1? ‘Cause I’m certainly going to be buying a Project Scorpio, and I’m certainly going to be playing any XB1 exclusives until then on my PC. That said, I’m buying Project Scorpio because I’m a Consumerist Whore, not because of any VR exclusives.
‘Dishonored 2’ Trailer: Emily Kaldwin has no time for Robots or Goons
I cannot wait to whup ass in Dishonored 2 as Emily Kaldwin.
Gold Medalist hits her coach with John Cena’s Finisher to celebrate her victory
Yo. If there were more AA’s being doled out at the Olympics, I would totally step up my viewing of the garrulous display of nationalism, excess, and athletics.
