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‘Star Trek Discovery’ lead character will be named “Number One”, says Bryan Fuller

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I guess this is a reference to some Star Trek joke. But I’m trash, and I haven’t watched much of the series. Trash!, trash I say.

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Ben Affleck reveals Deathstroke footage from ‘Justice League’ (Maybe.)

Today, Ben Affleck has dropped some footage of Deathstroke on Twitter without comment. Most people think it’s a reveal that the character is going to be in Justice League. What do you think?

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Mr. Fuji, WWE Hall of Fame Manager, Passes Away

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Fuckkk! Mr. Fuji taught me a lot as a young human being on this Blue Marble. For example. Always surround yourself with talented people. Embrace uncomfortable and potentially racist depictions of your nationality. And most importantly, if someone gets in your face, blind those pieces of shit by throwing salt in their eyes.

He will be missed.

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Watch: Marvel’s Thor Mockumentary shows what he was doing during ‘Captain America: Civil War’

I missed this when it dropped at San Diego Comic-Con. Unless it didn’t drop *officially*? Anyhoo — here’s an official mockumentary that answers the most important question of Civil War: where the fuck was Thor?!

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Watch: ‘Captain America: Civil War’ Blooper Reel: F-Bombs Everywhere

Space Swoon: NASA’s Juno spacecraft speeds towards Jupiter’s North Pole

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NASA has just flown a spacecraft closer to Jupiter than ever before. The Solar System’s bulwark (seriously, big bastard eats so much space debris so we can not be obliterated so we can watch reality shows and attack one another with horrible, horrible mad-made weaponry, so uh, thanks?) is getting a thorough examination, courtesy of the Juno spacecraft.

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‘Tomb Raider’ game series’ new director comes from ‘Dead Space’

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The Tomb Raider game franchise has finally landed its new director, and he hails from one of my favorite game series of all time. Dead Space. Oh, and Battlefield Hardline. I’m just going to focus on the former, cool?

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‘Duke Nukem 3D’ getting Remake for 20th Anniversary

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I don’t really remember Duke Nukem 3D. I never got to play it, because my parents couldn’t afford a computer to play it at the time, and my moments of watching friends play it has faded. So fuck, maybe I’ll get this remake.

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‘Blair Witch’ Trailer: Man, Just Forget Them Woods

Excited for this movie. Adam Wingard. Would I have appreciated him rocking a new original project? Sure, of course. Am I excited about what he’s going to bring to this franchise? Absolutely.

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‘Game of Thrones’ composer is handling ‘Gears of War 4’ score

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Some epic as fuck music is coming to the epic bro-fuck as fuck Gears of War 4.

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