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Janelle Monáe Frontrunner To Play Domino In ‘Deadpool 2’
It’s getting impossible to keep up with the various twists and turns of the Deadpool 2 casting rumors. The latest rumor? Janelle Monáe is going to be playing Domino.
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First Look: Thor, Hela, and Valkyrie From ‘Thor: Ragnarok’
Oh baby. Thor with short hair, don’t care. I want this movie, and dammit, I suspect it’s going to be good.
‘Just Cause’ Getting Movie Adaptation Starring Jason Momoa
So, uh. This is a thing. Just Cause seems dope. My wife and I are in love with Jason Momoa. I just, just don’t know how much this adaptation needed, or if an audience exists for it?
Deadpool Will Star In ‘X-Force’ Movie, Obviously
Deadpool is Fox’s big mutant money maker these days. Especially now that Hugh Jackman’s swan song as Logan has hit the theaters, ruined us, run off into the sunset. So yes, it makes perfect sense that he’s starring in the X-Force movie.
Tuesday Afternoon Commute: On Intimate Terms With Catastrophe
There can be something exhilarating and freeing about a condemned, Post-Hope existence.
Sure. I utter this from a plateau. From a monument of privilege.
My wife makes good money, I got a dick, can pass for straight, and sport a blanche complexion.
With those caveats in tow, I mean, this rotting obelisk doesn’t seem so intimidating. It may be a survival technique, these gallantly leapt hoops I am gallantly leaping through. But what else would you ask of me?
The seas rise, the Earth heats, the resources dwindle, the population increases. Those in charge predicate power and greed over empathy and charity.
It’s done. It. Capital “I”, if you will. Shot through the heart. To carry on itself seems a tip of the cap to existential absurdism.
What else to do, what else would you have me do? A little mild resistance during the day. But the heart weakens, the mind fatigues, respite is earned and welcome.
So I fuck, and I smoke a little weed. I laugh with friends, go out to dinner with my wife. Enjoy movies, condemn liberal sophistic think pieces and conservative hate screeds alike. Play some video games, walk my dog. Marvel at the night sky and feel peace in the recognition that We Don’t Matter, We Never Mattered, And It will be fine when we’re gone. It. Capital “I”, if you will.
Every once in a while, I contemplate carrying on my lineage, am reminded that if anyone is getting off this melting marble it certainly won’t be an ancestor of my class and caste. I pass off that condemnation for another week, month, year, maybe forever. Can you imagine that? Willfully procreating at the end of civilization? Sometimes I can. Sometimes I can’t.
I have no words of encouragement other than we’re all down in the bottom decks of this wonderful, wicked, pointless sinking ship together. So fuck it, and fuck it together.
Let’s spend some time chatting. There’s nothing really else to do.
Nintendo Switch Fastest Two-Day Seller In Nintendo Console History
Many have wondered why Nintendo would rush out the broken-ass, under-supported, overly expensive Nintendo Switch. This is why. In case you were wondering.
‘Mass Effect: Andromeda’ Trailer: Explore The Golden Worlds
The whole thrust of the new Mass Effect is to find a new home for humanity. Well, BioWare has dropped a trailer exploring the potential resting sites for us denizens of the Blue Marble.
Ridley Scott Has Six More ‘Alien’ Movies In Him, May Begin Filming Sequel Next Year
Ridley Scott ain’t slowing down with the Alien franchise, if he’s to be believed. Not even close, breh. Dude says he has six more movies in him. Next one? Starting filming next year.
‘Indiana Jones 5’ Officially Happening, Arriving In 2019
Indiana Jones And The Struggles Of Being A Calcium-Deficient Bad Ass is happening, folks. And it’s coming in 2019.
