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Views From The Space-Ship: hang ten, hang eleven, hang twelve
What’s up, folks?
A simple salutation to the fellow mutations that may come across this Den of Trash. This right here is Desktop Thursdays. This right here is the weekly window into the rotting meat-guts of my existence. What that generally means is a couple pictures of my dog, a random picture of some portion of my house, and then maybe a picture of my better half.
This week, this week adheres to said established format.
So, take in the post. Then share a glimpse in the comments.
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Scientists detect hidden chamber in Great Pyramid of Giza. Like, please don’t piss off the Elder Ones
Scientists have detected a hidden chamber in the Great Pyramid of Giza. Sounds pretty bad ass, but man I got reservations. You see, everything I’ve been taught in life informs me that this is where Elder Ones hang out. Their pad, where they relax in-between eating planets and inciting cosmic horror.
‘God of War’ Gameplay Trailer: A Boy and His Demigod Dad
I know I’m late getting to this God of War trailer from Paris Games Week. But, I’m fucking glad I got around to it.
‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ TV Spot: Luke Is Reunited With The Ship That Started The Adventure
The Last Jedi is going to make a zillion dollars. No one is going to be convinced either way at this point. So, what does Disney do? Naturally, they drop a TV spot that gives away a rather poignant moment. Which is why I’m not watching it, no way, fuck nah.
‘Star Wars’ movies planned for next 10 years, confirms Kathleen Kennedy. Sterilize the people this news surprises
It’s just STAR WARS. STAR WARS and their adventures, STAR WARS, forever and forever, a hundred years STAR WARS.. things. KATHLEEN KENNEDY and STAR WARS runnin’ around and STAR WARS time. Aaall day long forever. All, a hundred days STAR WARS forever a hundred times. Over and over STAR WARS adventures dot com W W W dot STAR WARS dot com W W W STAR WARSy adventures all hundred years. Every minute STAR WARS dot com W W W hundred times STAR WARS dot com.
Ron Howard reshot nearly all of the ‘Han Solo’ movie. So, here’s me giving no fucks about it
Man. There was trepidation in my balls when it was announced that Ron Howard was replacing Lord and Miller on the Han Solo movie. Now, I’m pretty much checked out on the entire fucking enterprise. I mean, Howard nearly reshot all of it? Here’s to overwhelming vanilla banality and weepy sentiment. His two favorites.
‘Ghost Of Tsushima’ Trailer: Sucker Punch Goes Stealthy Samurai
Sucker Punch has dropped a trailer for their next game, Ghost Of Tsushima, and the shit looks hype. The company has never been up there with Naughty Dog or Bethesda for me. However, I’ll be good goddamned if they don’t consistently churn out enjoyable titles.
‘PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds’ dropping on Xbox One on December 12th. Winner, Winner et cetera
PUBG, arguably the most popular game in the world right now, is coming to Xbox One this December. Meanwhile, the title isn’t dated at all on the PlayStation 4. I can’t imagine anyone arguing that the XB1 has near the exclusives that the PS4 does, but this is a considerable gain.
Monday Morning Commute: a canopy of lights and leeches
It seems that Monday Morning Commute dropping on Tuesdays is going to be status quo for this semester’s installments. For that, I apologize. For that, I fall upon a rusty sword forged from old Diet Dew cans and crunchy socks filled with old spillings of my proto-children. If you’re wondering how that’s any different than when I fall upon my futon to do some nightly reading, I can only say this. Touché.
