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‘Y: The Last Man’ pilot ordered by FX, and it’s stacked with talent behind the scenes
Motherfucking Y: The Last Man finally has been ordered to pilot. Fucking great news, right? And if that enough, there’s some serious talent bringing the adaptation to life.
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‘World of Warcraft: Battle for Azeroth’ is dropping August 14 and I’m going to play until I die
Blessed be the makers, the next WoW expansion is dropping during my semester break. Somehow, without even planning it, I’ve found myself playing the game two or three days a week again. And, I don’t know if it’s because I took six years off, but I fucking love it. So, I’m sweating this next drop hard. Very hard.
Rumor: Woody Harrelson playing Carnage in the upcoming ‘Venom’ movie. Stop getting me excited, please
I want to write off the Venom movie. Perhaps preemptively, I know. But, I mean. That trailer! Woof. However, I just can’t seem to fucking ditch a quiet, reluctant excitement for the movie. Now, this! Goddamn Woody Harrelson as Carnage? I’m sprung.
‘Spider-Man’ swinging (cheap joke) onto PlayStation 4 this September
Hey! A fucking spider-pun! To announce the web-crawler swinging (there it is again, lol~) onto the PS4 this Fall.
Monday Morning Commute: The Least Prestigious Blog
Welcome, to another installment in Monday Morning Commute. It’s a barely-fair-to-even-call-it-regular-let-alone-weekly column here on the Space-Ship Omega. Within it I, a purveyor of poor taste and poorer morals, share what I’m up to during a given week. You know, what I’m enjoying. What I’m looking forward to at the end of the week, utilizing said anticipation as a rip-cord to pull me through the doldrums of the M-F Grind.
I’m sorry I’ve been in absentia. I’ve just been fucking busy, man. However I’m here now! And this is what I’m fucking digging this week! And this is what I expect from you: to join me in the comments section.
Let’s go!
‘Upgrade’ Trailer: Ultra-Violent Cyberpunk Cheese
I’m here for this, dude. A bit of the old ultraviolent, cyberpunk cheese. Just self-aware enough to skate on its absurdity, more than enough tech-based violence to satisfy the cyber-bro in me.
‘Avengers 4’ title should scare Marvel fans, says Russo Brothers. We get it, Thanos wins
At this point for me, it’s not a question of if the Avengers can stop Thanos in Infinity War. It’s a question of how many goddamn heroes die trying to stop him, and how they’re going to unfuck his damage in Avengers 4. A movie, which I’m sort of assuming is going to be titled Avengers: Reign of Thanos or some shit.
Lame ass Colin Trevorrow returning to continue ruining franchise by writing and directing ‘Jurassic World 3’
Colin Trevorrow is garbage. The Jurassic World franchise is garbage. This is a match made in feces-bath heaven.
John Cena wants a ‘Fast and Furious’ movie with Dwayne Johnson and nothing could be more perfect
There is only one downside that would come from John Cena teaming up with The Rock for a Fast and Furious movie. It would be the potential tears in the space-time continuum, as reality itself is threatened by the combination of so much awesomeness.
‘No Man’s Sky’ getting biggest update this summer, also coming to XB1
Man, No Man’s Sky came out like a flame-seared turd when it first dropped. But, credit Hello Games for having patched and continuing to patch the game into something seemingly dope. The latest installment of this unfuckery is dropping this summer, and the game is finally dropping on XB1.
