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‘Cyber Shadow’ Trailer: A ‘Ninja Gaiden’-esque platformer being published by the ‘Shovel Knight’ folks? Sign me the fuck up.
Cyber Shadow looks fucking squarely within my wheelhouse, friends.
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Angelina Jolie in talks to join Marvel’s ‘Eternals’ movie. I mean, sure, why not?
I don’t really have any opinion about this. Jolie is a good actress. As well, I’ve assumed that all talent in Hollywood will eventually be cast into a Marvel or DC movie.
‘Star Wars: Episode IX’ poster has probably leaked and features some dope shit
Yo! So, there’s a Star Wars: Episode IX poster leak! I’m putting it after the jump in case you don’t want it spoiled!
‘Borderlands 3’ Teaser Trailer: Mayhem Is Coming!
This…this Borderlands 3 teaser trailer is my everything.
‘Bill & Ted 3’ is bringing back William Sadler as Death. Most excellent!
Oh, oh! Now, it’s a full-on fucking reunion, my dudes! William Sadler is returning as Death for Bill & Ted 3!
‘Avengers: Endgame’ is going to be 182 minutes. Which means I’m either peeing fourteen times or pissing my pants, tbd
Movies should not be longer than 97 minutes. Counting credits. That’s my rule. I developed it over a year ago in the throes of my now perpetual 1980s/early90s binge, and I stick by it. Oh, sure, there are some movies that defy this rule of mine. But, they are the exception, and in being the exception prove the rule. So, how do I feel about Avengers: Endgame being 182 fucking minutes? You know, I’m happy for as much of the original crew as they’re going to give us, for one last time. But, who knows. Maybe my feelings will change in a month.
Report: Nintendo is dropping two new Switch models this year and renewing their license to print money
Get them wallets open, Nintendo fuckers. Or, perhaps more timely, prepare to issue forth those memorized credit card digits. The company is dropping two new Switch models this year. One for casuals, one with “enhanced” features.
New photo from Joaquin Phoenix’s ‘Joker’ movie reveals a melancholic look at Batman’s arch-nemesis
I’m really stoked for this movie. Can’t help it! Seems so different than most comic book movies. Which, granted, could portend something really interesting, or a colossal mess.
NASA has proposed a mission to Triton, Neptune’s largest moon. Let’s fucking go, yo!
NASA wants to go to Triton, folks. It’s Neptune’s largest fucking moon. As well, it may hold liquid water, and even life. Now, I ain’t the budget officer, but I approve the fuck out of this.
