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‘Black Mirror’ Season 5 Trailer: Hey, did you know that technology can be problematic?
I guess, I’m sort of burned out on Black Mirror? That said, I’m sure I’ll end up watching this new season. I’m a fraud.
‘World of Warcraft Classic’ is dropping August 27. Molten Core, here we fucking come!

World of Warcraft Classic finally got itself a release date. August 27. Great news for many nerds wanting to play the game when it was far less polished, which they forget because of nostalgia.
Next ‘Star Wars’ movie is coming from the ‘Game of Thrones’ creators which is less and less exciting

Friends, the next Star Wars movie is coming from the Game of Thrones creators. Like, two years ago this would have been thrilling news. But, given that the final season of Game of Thrones is a shit stew, I’m a bit more skeptical.
Disney has gained full control of Hulu as the company continues to buy our entire fucking culture

Jesus Titty Fucking Christ, Disney is back at it. The company has gained full control of Hulu, ahead of Disney Plus launching. Not good for our culture, hopefully good for bringing back Daredevil. Maybe?
‘Mindhunter’ Season 2 is dropping this August. Finally, the wait is…KILLING ME! Get it?

Mindhunter’s first season was objectively fucking rad. But, the wait for the second has been interminable. Interminable, I say! However, good news. Its release is finally on the horizon.
James Gunn’s ‘Suicide Squad’ movie adds director favorite Michael Rooker as King Shark

Michael Rooker and James Gunn have been rocking together for a good, good amount of time. Most recently, dude played Yondu in Gunn’s Guardians movies And now? Motherfucker will joining another ragtag gang of degenerates for Gunn.
‘Watchmen’ Trailer: HBO drops its first look at the series, and I’m counting the seconds until its debut.
I am all f-u-c-k-i-n-g in for the Watchmen series coming to HBO. I was prior to this trailer, and fucking boy howdy, am I now.
‘Final Fantasy VII Remake’ Trailer: Allow Me To Reintroduce Myself!
Does this trailer for the Final Fantasy VII Remake look dope? You fucking bet! Am I excited? You fucking bet! Do I think the game will be good? Not yet! Square has been placed solely in the “Prove It To Me” category for now. I haven’t enjoyed a game of theirs since, what, 2006? But, I’m excited. Please, Square. Prove my skepticism unwarranted.
Marvel has revealed MCU Phase 4 release dates for next 8 fucking movies. It’s plotted through 2022, folks!

Forget revealing when the first phase 4 movie is dropping, folks. That news I posted? Old fucking news. Now we know the next eight fucking release dates.




