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Next ‘Call of Duty’ is called ‘Call of Duty: Modern Warfare’ in cheap effort to play the hits for fans

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The next Call of Duty? The fourth Modern Warfare? Yeah, it’s called Call of Duty: Modern Warfare. Additionally, it’s a soft reboot of the original, in what’s totally not a cheap ploy to lure gamers back.

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Sylvester Stallone wants to reboot ‘Cobra’ as a streaming series. I’m here for some dorky fascist mayhem, Jack Bauer ain’t got shit

Sly wants to reboot Cobra as a streaming series. And at this point, like why the fuck not? We revive everything these fucking days, and people sure seem to like rogue fascists punching perps in the face.

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‘Cyberpunk 2077’ isn’t going to be playable at E3. So you go ahead and forget the fucking idea of getting it this year

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Cyberpunk 2077. I don’t know if it’s going to be good. But, I know I’m worried that CD Projekt Red has so little of the game to show so far.

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‘Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic’ movie is in development, confirms another report

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Last month it was reported that those chucklefucks that buried Game of Thrones are working on a Knights of the Old Republic movie. And now? While it may not (or may be!) them, there definitely is a KOTOR movie happening.

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Christopher Nolan’s next movie is officially titled ‘Tenet’ and is an action-espionage thriller. Fuck yes!

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Christopher Nolan’s next movie is officially titled Tenet, and it’s an action-espionage thriller. Okay, so if dude isn’t going to do Bond, this is a entirely worthy alternative.

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Fans petition to have Danny DeVito play Wolverine. Finally, the nerds are petitioning something worthwhile

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There is finally a petition worth supporting, my friends. Yup! You see, there’s one going around demanding that Danny DeVito play Wolverine. And, fuck, it’s not gonna happen, but this is a Very Good Cause.

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‘Stranger Things’ Season 3 Trailer: Summertime In Hawkins

Stranger Things, also known as the Very Popular Nostalgia Vulture, is turning its eyes towards summer. Yup, the show is about to mine a previously unexploited source of 80s nostalgia — the summer flick.

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Sony dropped an insane amount of PlayStation 5 details at a corporate meeting, so check them out right the fuck here!

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At a corporate strategy meeting yesterday, Sony dropped a fuck-load of PlayStation 5 details. The likes of which you can find below, because I’m too fucking lazy to summarize. As well, as a Sony fanboy, I’m torqued by all this.

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Pluto has a buried ocean kept liquid by a layer of gas. And, it may contain life! Gimme a hell yeah!

Got a couple of really rad news and notes regarding the solar system’s favorite non-planet, Pluto! First up! The planet may harbor a buried ocean! Second up! Said oceans may harbor life.

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‘Once Upon A Time In Hollywood’ Trailer: Anybody Order Fried Sauerkraut?!

This trailer…is amazing.

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