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Disney has revealed the staggering list of all the content dropping Day One on its streaming service. And, goddamn, it’s overwhelming
Disney ain’t just generating an overwhelming amount of original idiot-stew for its streaming service. Though, it’s certainly doing that. I mean, they have already announced an insane amount of upcoming content that appeals to the capes-and-lasers child in me. But additionally, they have revealed the almost suffocating amount of Day 1 Content.
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David Cronenberg writing and directing Netflix mini-series based on his novel ‘Consumed’ and goddamn hell yes!
David Cronenberg getting into the Netflix game? Give me a hell fucking yeah! The Master of Body Horror is going to be writing and directing a mini-series based on his own novel, Consumed.
‘Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon’ animated series coming from ‘Castlevania’ producer and fuck I’m conflicted
Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon is a wonderful little niche of retro appreciation. That said, it works because it doesn’t overstay its welcome. An animated series? Could very much be counted as overstaying its welcome. But, wait! The fucking Castlevania producer is involved? I’m…I’m listening.
Astronauts have bioprinted beef in space for the first time. Look at that headline! Fucking wild.
Man, just look at this fucking headline. Astronauts. Bioprinting beef. Wild, wild times.
Space Swoon: Behold the Milky Way Galaxy’s center!
Yo! Check out this image, which features the center of the Milky Way Galaxy! And, of course, it’s goddamn gorgeous.
‘John Wick’ is getting spin-off movie about female assassin. Awesome news. The bad news? The director is the fucking Underworld dude.
I’m hype for anything in the John Wick universe. A-n-y-t-h-i-n-g. A female assassin spin-off? Hype! However, I’m decidedly fucking not hype about Underworld director Len Wiseman. Woof.
Astronomers discover 20 new moons around Saturn. Jupiter ain’t got shit on Saturn now!
Take that, Jupiter. You big gaseous fuck! You’re n longer the leader in number of satellites. Nope, that belongs to Saturn now who has 20 newly discovered moons!
‘Doom Eternal’ has been moved back to March, 2020 and now my fucking winter is ruined
FUCK. Man. Doom Eternal is more or less the only game I was sweating this winter. And now? Well, fuck. It ain’t dropping in November. Nope. It’s dropping in the crowded-ass Spring of 2020.
New PlayStation 5 details have arrived. Dropping late in 2020, with a new UI, revamped controller, and more!
Some new PlayStation 5 details for us slobs who are jonesing. The motherfucker has been officially confirmed to be dropping next year! A revamped controller! A new user interface! Give me all this shit.
