#June2013
RICHARD MATHESON passes away at age 87. He Is Legend.
Richard Matheson has passed away. I’m not particularly familiar with his work. On a personal level, and shit. However, I do know that his contributions to horror and science-fiction have no doubt influenced a lot of the material I have enjoyed throughout the years.
Woman’s BREAST IMPLANT like EXPLODES after FOUR-HOUR GAMING SESSION.
I say goddamn! Ain’t no game worth this sort of pain. A Chinese woman recently rocked out on a four-hour gaming session, whilst laying on her back. Little bit later she felt some pain, and yep. Friggin’ breast implants ruptured.
CORPULENCE GET! TWINKIES are returning JULY 15.
Prepare to up the chemical-ante, folks. Twinkies are returning out of the bankruptcy abyss, planning on turning your blood stream into a sugar-and-chemistry set nightmare. I only wish they could have returned prior to July 4. I would have been a good America. You know. Grilled hot dogs and used the Twinkies as the bun.
DISNEY and SONY begin streaming IN-THEATER MOVIES to combat piracy.
In-theater movies could be coming to your house soon! Provided that you live in South Korea. Big provision, I know. Still though, this news is a bit interesting. Sony and Disney are going to begin streaming their own flicks still running at the movies in order to combat piracy. You down?
Cosplay: LADY NIGHTWING for the WIN(G). Crap Puns ++
This Lady Nightwing cosplay is gorgeous. I wish I had more to offer. I like it. I like it dun good. Hit the jump to check out more of this cowl’d lass. Kicking ass. Et cetera. (Blah, blah, blah.)
FARYL DALRYMPLE getting gorgeous collection ‘DELUSIONAL’ in September.
I fell in love with Faryl Dalrymple with his work on Prophet, and I have been following the good sir since. The only problem is the duder is prolific as fuck. Good luck hunting down all his sheezy! Good news for scrubs like me, though. Dalrymple is getting his own collection this September.
VENUS’ SURFACE got that MOLTEN SURFACE, looks like MOLTEN CORE. WOW Reference FTL.
Hey man. So what if I was running around a mere eight (Jesus Christ what am I doing with my life?) years ago in Molten Core? It is the first thing I thought of when I glimpsed this beautiful reconstruction of Venus’ surface. Not a world of the Worlds? The Wars? The Crafting? Then drown me out as usual, and check out the real deets after the jump.
ELLEN PAGE sort of NOT OKAY about ‘LAST OF US’ protagonist being essentially her twin.
You couldn’t be blamed if you mistook one of Last of Us’ protagonists for Ellen Page. ‘Cause, you know. Naughty Dog essentially copied Page’s exact look, voice, and mannerisms for the character. How is Ellen Page handling this identity ganking? Eh, pretty decent. But she ain’t happy.
MONDAY MORNING COMMUTE: HOT FLESH, COOL CREAM.
Ohhh, it’s hotter than a mofuckah’ out there. (There being the Eastern Seaboard, Empire Proper.) How are you friends and foes of the site doing today? I hope you’re doing well. This is Monday Morning Commute. Ya’ll know how it goes down around these parts. Unless you’re an innocent passerby. In which case I say: RUN! But if you’re not going to run, I should probably explain it to you. Within these virtual walls, we explain what we’re up to this week. Share the arts, farts, and life activities carrying us through the next 24×7 hours or whatever.
WILLIAM FICHTNER rocking as ‘SHREDDER’ in the MICHAEL BAY VOMIT PILE ‘NINJA TURTLES’ REBOOT.
You know William Fichtner. He’s that guy. Plays a villain in a million different movies. Can’t remember what you’ve seen him in? Don’t worry. You’ve seen him, and enjoyed his performance. Unfortunately, I don’t know about this next one of his. Duder is going to be rocking the role of Shredder in the next Michael Bay Vomit Pile.













