#August2012
‘STREET FIGHTER’ producer Yoshinori Ono helping with the combat in ‘REMEMBER ME’, hell yes.
As if I couldn’t get any more jazzed for Remember Me, the game is getting a titan to consult. Street Fighter producer and uber-legend Yoshinori Ono is helping with the combat system. Yus.
Darth Vader x Giger’s Alien helmet mash-up is terrifying awesomeness.
I suppose this is one way to recuperate Darth Vader’s swag. Dude is a total little emo sociopath by Revenge. How does one go fixing that? Imagine the dude as some sort of eerie Xenomorph hybrid.
‘THE MASTER’ GETS NEW CLIP: I Lost My Ship
This movie is so gorgeous it makes me want to vomit. Have another clip, count the days.
Mars rover fires its laser, totally lights up a rock. It’s for science, people. And fun.
Ain’t nothing wrong with mussing around a little bit on Mars. Curiosity has deployed its laser, teaching a dumb Martian rock about the strength of human prowess. Or at least how much we like blasting things with phallic lasers.
University lab technician drunkenly parties with monkeys, gets arrested. Damn the man.
If you can’t get a little buzzed, strip off your clothes, and party with the monkeys, what is the point of being a lab technician? I don’t see the point.
Baz Luhrmann reportedly trying to raise more money for ‘GATSBY’ reshoots after WB says no. DEATH TO FINANCIERS.
Baz Luhrmann is trying to raise money for Gatsby reshoots. Dear lord, I’ve never wished someone so ill in their attempt to better their money.
Anna Kendrick, Felicity Jones and Imogen Poots in running for ‘CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER’ female lead.
Sharon Carter, who shall play you? If this recent report is correct, it is between three ladies. I wouldn’t mind being between these three ladies. Know what I’m saying? Eh? Like, you know. On a plane. They’re probably compact. Easy on my knees during flight.
Video: This ‘AVENGERS’ deleted scene has Bruce Banner getting all existential.
Bruce Banner is totally wondering if he is a human dreaming he is a giant green killing machine, or a giant green killing machine dreaming he is a human in this ponderous deleted scene from Avengers.
Cosplay: STEAMPUNK HARLEY QUINN will get your pistons pumping. Get it? Groan.
Take two hot commodities like steampunk and Harley Quinn, sprinkle in some sexiness. Boom. Instant appeal.
Joe Carnahan confirmed to direct Mark Millar’s ‘NEMESIS’…well, that’s f**king disappointing.
Joe Carnahan has gone from that delicious Daredevil sizzle reel last week to directing Mark Millar’s Nemesis. That disappoints the shit out of me. Going from a really interesting take on the Man without Fear or Eyesight to adapting Millar’s utterly dog shit derivative shock value pile of insulting vomit. Oh well. I suppose I can just rewatch The Grey.













