#June2015

‘Uncharted’ movie loses its director, and is going in “new direction.” Oh.

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BE MORE VAGUE, Sony. The fuck you doing with the Uncharted movie. Seems like the formula is pretty obvious. Mirror (to an extent) Indiana Jones, which is a pretty glaring inspiration in the first place.

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‘Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End’ E3 Gameplay Trailer: One Last Time

Sony announces ‘Call of Duty’ DLC coming to PlayStation first

Call of BRooty 38-Ops

This…This would have been like, enormous news seven years ago. Right? But I’m not sure anyone really give that much of a fuck about Call of Duty anymore. I’ll buy it with my general malaise, as I am inclined to do everywhere. But DLC, no DLC right at its release. Don’t really matter to me. How about you?

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Sony reveals ‘The Last Guardian’ is still alive, coming in 2016

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The rumor about The Last Guardian living? Continuing on without Ueda? It’s true.

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Xbox One will be backwards compatible with the 360. Your move, Sony.

Steve Ballmer is ready.

I don’t know if I’m alone, but I value backwards compatibility a lot. So this is fucking rad news for me.

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Sony CEO says the PS4’s first-party line-up “sparse”, actually means “sad af”

Andrew House.

You know that a console’s first-party line-up is sad as fuck when the CEO of the company is actually addressing it. Sony Czar Andrew House has described his system’s first-party non-game line-up as “sparse”, and followed it up by rattling off a bunch of bullshit. Bullshit that Day One adopters like myself probably don’t give a fuck about. Because we bought the system for games.

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PS4’s ‘Until Dawn’ Dropping August 25. Here’s a trailer!

Sony’s new studio is focused on its virtual reality headset, Project Morpheus

Project Morpheus

Sony’s got a new studio focused on producing for the company’s virtual reality headset. And maybe I should have mentioned this earlier, but like, isn’t the peripheral’s codename just fucking perfect? Morpheus. Just strap this little bit of technology on, and go to sleep. Forget your life, problems, the world. Check out and write us checks for your eternal, now all-encompassing distraction. Or something. IDFK.

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Sony’s Project Morpheus VR headset droppin’ first quarter 2016

Project Morpheus

Sony’s put a pseudo-release date on their entry in the Johnny Mnemonic sweepstakes. The son of a bitch will be dropping in the first quarter of the year next.

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Hope dies: ‘The Last Guardian’ trademark abandoned

The Last Guardian.

Abandon all hope, ye fellow Shadow of the Colossus and ICO fans. It looks like the totally-not-vaporware game The Last Guardian that was set in the same universe (or some shit) is dead.

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