#July2021
Astronomers detect light coming from behind a black hole for first time. Bert Einstein right again!
Even after his death, Berty Einstein’s presence is felt. Astronomers have detected light coming from behind a black hole for a first time, confirming another of dude’s predictions. Rock and roll, Albert! Rock and roll.
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Astronomers have discovered solar system with six stars. Yo, that’s just excessive.
Man, one solar system is fucking acting out. The motherfucker in question, who goes by the name of TIC 168789840, has got six goddamn stars! Six. My word, dude. Calm down, stop flexing. Et cetera, et cetera.
Astronomers have found 24 Exoplanets that may be better than Earth for life. 24 damn Exoplanets!
Here’s a fucking find, friends. Astronomers have found 24 exoplanets that may be better than Earth for life. Like, okay, fine. The operative word is probably “may”, I’ll admit it. Still, pretty cool.
Astronomers say they’ve spotted the most massive merger of two black holes ever. A mere 7 billion years ago!
A fucking squad of flat-out rad astronomers have observed something insane. They’ve spotted the most massive merger of two black holes. Like, ever! In fact, one of the enormous-ass space objects sported the mass of 85 Suns. Mind-bending shit, dudes.
Astronomers say they’ve found “dry lake beds” on Saturn’s moon Titan. Mystery solved, baby!
Astronomers have cracked a fucking code, folks. Mystery patches that have puzzled them for more than a decade on Saturn’s moon Titan have been revealed to be “dry lake beds” of hydrocarbon. Pretty fucking rad.
Space Swoon: Astronomers appear to have taken first images of a planet being born. The Cosmic cycle at its beginning!
Holy shit, check out this image. Astronomers believe they have captured images of a planet being born. Man. How fucking gnarly is this?
Astronomers find that some stars have a rhythmic pulsing not unlike a heartbeat. The fucking Cosmos pulses, yo!
Fucking astronomer wizards have done it again, folks. They’ve long been puzzled by the rhythmic pulses of a certain type of star, and now they’ve finally been able to cut through all the noise. To discover! Their beating hearts! Okay, okay. Not literally, but this is dope.
Astronomers have found the nearest Black Hole, and the son of a gun is only 1,000 light-years away!
Space is fucking wild in its relativity, man. Astronomers have found the nearest black hole, and it’s *only* 1,000 light-years away. Which is both insanely far away, and also relatively close.
Astronomers have discovered a Black Hole only the size of Manhattan. The Cosmos constantly impresses, friends!
Astronomers have discovered a black hole the size of Manhattan. Or in other words, 12-miles in diameter. And in turn? They’ve discovered an entirely new class of black hole. Fucking rad.
Astronomers discover 20 new moons around Saturn. Jupiter ain’t got shit on Saturn now!
Take that, Jupiter. You big gaseous fuck! You’re n longer the leader in number of satellites. Nope, that belongs to Saturn now who has 20 newly discovered moons!
