Daniel Craig finally friggin’ confirms he’s returning for one last ‘Bond’ movie

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The Daniel Craig and Bond will they/won’t they dance has finally come to its end-resolution-whatever-the-fuck. The actor will be returning for Bond 25, and then, that’s it.

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David Letterman joining Netflix for new show, as company continues to absorb everything

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Man. Netflix is officially giving Disney a run for its money, as the two seemingly vie to consolidate all of our pop culture under one umbrella. This, this can only end one way, right? With Disney buying Netflix.

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‘The Dark Tower’ TV series gets ‘Walking Dead’ vet as showrunner because we’re still pretending its happening

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The Dark Tower, as expected and according to reviews, is a calamitous turd pile of a movie. It will assuredly bomb, and then the bomb itself will crap its pants. So, I guess, I’m sort of confused as to why everyone is pretending a TV series is a given.

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John Cena joins cast of ‘Transformers’ spin-off movie, the franchise finally doing something awesome

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John Cena has joined the cast of the Transformers spin-off movie, you know the totally necessary deep dive into the ethos of Bumblebee. I’m just fucking around, I’m actually excited about this movie’s prospects. Good director. 1980s setting. Cena. I’m tentatively stoked.

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‘Marjorie Prime’ Trailer: Jon Hamm stars in a Black Mirror-esque look at mortality and technology

This trailer is some straight-up Black Mirror shit, and I mean that in the best way possible.

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‘Westworld’ Season 2 Trailer: I Want To Live, Not Merely Survive

I…I can’t keep up with all the fucking content dropping today at SDCC. I tap! I yield! My geek glands, full milked. I tap! I yield! Oh, you say here take this Westworld season 2 teaser? I…I suppose I must.

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New ‘Avengers: Infinity War’ image teases magical, amazing team-up

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Don’t really know why this is news. Like, aren’t we expecting everyone to team-up in Infinity War? That said, I’m putting it behind the jump, just in case you’re *that guy* about the movie.

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‘Kingsman: The Golden Circle’ Red Band Trailer: Stylishly Dressed Ultraviolence

I’m down for Kingsman: The Golden Circle. I was lukewarm on the original – liked it, didn’t love it – but the further away I get from it, the more I appreciate it as a fun, absurdly violent romp. I imagine the sequel shall follow suit.

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New ‘Stranger Things’ Season 2 Teaser: Nothing ever went back to normal

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What’s worse, folks. The marketing behind Strangers Things‘ second season releasing insanely vaguely, empty teasers leaving us wanting more? Or — or how about fucking this — them only releasing them on Twitter.

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Oculus reportedly planning to drop $200 standalone wireless headset in 2018

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This seems significant, yo. Oculus is planning on dropping a relatively cheap fucking wireless standalone headset next year. Gone are the wires, gone is the need for a computer.

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