Logan ain’t going to be a feel good flick, huh? But, hey. I like my Wolverine thrice-fried in misery and triple-baked in torture. So this, this shit is working for me.
Man, I don’t really fuck with events anymore. DC, or even Marvel, and I’m a Marvel fanboy. But hey! That doesn’t stop them from sliding out the maw. The next one? Secret Empire.
Man. Thankless task amid genuine sorrow for the braintrust behind Star Wars. The collaborative is meeting next week to discuss the future of Leia, after the tragic passing of Carrie Fisher. Leia, a character who was going to have a large role in Episode IX.
Holy shit. Holy shit. Mass Effect: Andromeda has an actual release date. March 21, 2017. Oh, and March 23rd in Europe. Holy shit. Holy shit.
Yeah, I often forget that somehow Darth Maul survived his slashing at the hands of Obi-Wan! But bro still alive! Bro getting a rematch against Obi-Wan in Star Wars Rebels‘ third season.
Super Nintendo shoes! Man, dope shoes. Dope shoes that never fit my bigfoot feet. Bigfoot feet! But that doesn’t stop my appreciation of them. And their actual buttons.
Ryan Gosling and the La La Land dude are going to team-up once more! Their next effort? A Neil Armstrong biopic! Which makes sense, since Gosling always makes me launch! Uh, I want to engage his thrusters? Are these working? Fuck.
Here’s a new photo from the Wonder Woman movie. This one features the squad rolling on horseback. Doing uh, horseback shit. I don’t know.
Holy shit. There’s Christmas spirit, and then there’s five hours of Darth Vader burning on his funeral pyre as your Yule Log spirit.
Yeah, I called something regarding Sonic The Hedgehog sexy! You, you don’t? I’ve called a lot of things about Sonic The Hedgehog sexy, in fact! The latest? This sexy art book!