Cosplay: MAYA from ‘BORDERLANDS 2′ is sultry telekinetic death.

May 14th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

Oh Maya. Get it.

 

This cosplay will make you say, “Oh My-a!”…”Oh May-a!!”…or shit whatever fucking something like that. Here is a good rendition of my favorite playable character from Borderlands 2.

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Grant Morrison explains why SUPERHERO MOVIES aren’t enough. Read the comics.

May 13th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

Grant Morrison.

Grant Morrison has an interesting quote regarding what people will miss should they eschew reading comic books in favor of only watching funny book movies. It’s intriguing, because I have lately been wrestling with my own contempt for the printed formula while simultaneously jacking it to the cinematic flavor. What would I be missing if I got off the comic book Ferris Wheel?

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‘MAN OF STEEL’ TV SPOT: Prepare to UNLEASH KAL-HELL.

May 6th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

He is legitimately angry.

Get it? Kal-Hell? This new TV spot for The Movie of the Summer (you heard it here first) features a rather perturbed lookin’ Superman ready to lay down some whuppings.

Sign me up.

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MICHAEL CAINE and JESSICA CHASTAIN are GOING TO F**KING SPACE with Nolan.

May 3rd, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

Christopher Nolan.

Michael Caine and Christopher Nolan cannot quit one another. Nay, they refuse to even think about it. The two are reuniting for Interstellar, and they’re bringing along Jessica Chastain.

This movie is going to be tits.

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WATCH: J.J. ABRAMS and SIMON PEGG talk about STAR WARS.

May 3rd, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

J.J. ABRAMS.

My lightsaber is igniting.

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SLAYER GUITARIST Jeff Hanneman has passed away. Eternity gains a new shredder.

May 2nd, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

Jeff Hanneman.

One of the minds behind songs that had my dong fiercely swinging in tandem with my banging of head throughout my teenage years has passed away. Slayer guitarist Jeff Hanneman has died due to liver failure, assuredly giving the Devil a rather nasty friend to shred along with. (That’s supposed to be a positive comment, don’t get your knickers in a twist.)

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2 YEAR-OLD is youngest human to receive BIOENGINEERED ORGAN. Medicine ++

April 30th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

Yeah Science!

Here is a little heartwarming story wrapped in the comforting blanket of scientific progression. A 2 year-old has received an artificial windpipe that was grown from her own stem cells. Lords of Kobol willing, it shall be enough to save her life.

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Saturn’s 1,250 MILE-WIDE HURRICANE looks like maelstrom of death.

April 30th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

Death.

Cassini has captured one of a few rogue portals into Diablo’s Lair, this one being on Saturn. Look at that shit! A blood-churning blood-filled hurricane of doom! Oh, don’t give me anything about spectral filters. Or extrapolations. That is how it truly looks. I can feel it.

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Department of Justice helping AT&T getting around PESKY WIRETAPPING LAWS.

April 24th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

Obey! Big Brother!

The airwaves are not safe! We are going to need to take our communications to broad-band telepathy. You know, we must don our aluminum plated salad bowl helmets and transmit that way. ‘Cause the rest of the avenues are being watched. Legal or not.

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Netflix adds 3 MILLION new streaming subscribers. We all have (UNDER) WOOD.

April 22nd, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

House of Cards.

Fuck yes! Grow, Netflix, grow! For you have given me a taste of House of Cards and I need more. I feel more confident with every new subscriber that I will be able to see my second season of the tasty show.

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