I’m here for this, dude. A bit of the old ultraviolent, cyberpunk cheese. Just self-aware enough to skate on its absurdity, more than enough tech-based violence to satisfy the cyber-bro in me.
It Follows is fucking rad, dude. And, thus, I’ve been sweating its director’s next project. Now I don’t gotta, no more!
Thanos got himself a completed Infinity Gauntlet in the latest cover of Empire magazine. Like, none of us were expecting him to not win in Infinity War, right? If so, ya’ll dumb. Real dumb.
Chris Hemsworth, be still my fucking heart. I’m ready to watch you continue the self-aware comedic chops you cut in Thor: Ragnarok in this Men In Black spin-off-reboot-revival thing.
‘Super Mario Bros.’ encyclopedia is dropping this October, to celebrate the mustachioed prick’s first 35 years
This October, Dark Horse is dropping a fancy as fuck Super Mario Bros. encyclopedia to celebrate the mustachioed prick’s first 35 years. Seems pretty dope, won’t buy it, but I encourage you to do so. Let me live vicariously through your collecting.
Goddamn, this is so good. Blade Runner 2049 was visual porn, and man, bringing that sort of art talent to Episode IX? I’m sprung.
Hey! A trailer for Jessica Jones‘ second season! Yet another reminder that I need to watch the first season.
Rockstar Games has announced that Red Dead Redemption 2 has been delayed, again. Don’t fault them too much, though. It’s hard to concentrate on making a new single-player game when they’re all ruthlessly masturbating with GTA: Online profits. Seriously though, I’d rather they take their time. All of the fucking time, apparently.