I like Larry David. I like Curb Your Enthusiasm. I would very much like a Curb Your Enthusiasm movie. How about you?
Hulu is banking on you, like, really wanting to watch Seinfeld.
Welcome to Tuesday Afternoon Commute! It’s your Captain! Caff-Pow! Choo choo! I’m currently championing all rides aboard the Malaise Train. Here on the Malaise Train we have a vague feeling that things aren’t that bad but who cares when we’re just a collection of borrowed atoms and at best like seventy years away from dissolution? Yeah man I need to read some Camus, find the Absurdist Purpose, and rally. But until then I’m going to share what I’m “enjoying” this week as I stare dead-eyed at my Tumblr feed.
Share your own diggings, perhaps they can penetrate my perpetual pall.
…because of course. Nice to see Apple joining Google in the race to awaken our Corporobotic Overlords.
How is it that I only had three days of work this week, and I’m fucking staggered? Could it be the Omni-Pall that has encapsulated Massachusetts? Perhaps, perchance, probably. All I know is that it’s Friday and I’m ready to hit the Open Bar. Shove aside Rendar who is bartending, reach behind the counter, find the biggest, filthiest bottle of Mind Alteration, and take a rip.
Now that Marvel Studios sort of/kind of own Spider-Man, they certainly aren’t going to cannibalize their own sales. In order to prevent themselves from doing this though, the studio finds themselves having to push around some release dates.
Whole goddamn slurry of new Age of Ultron promo images. Featuring the ubiquitous Hulk versus Hulkbuster promo images we have come to expect from EVERYTHING REGARDING Avengers: Tony Fucked Up. Plus a look at some seriously fucking cheesy Age of Ultron Fat Heads. You know, them giant decals you slap on your wall.