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This week Superman getting “destructive” as f**k new power in ‘Superman’ #38
Ya’ll know Superman is getting a new power in this week’s Superman #38? I didn’t, because I don’t fuck with that current run. But apparently it’s going to be DESTRUCTIVE as FUCK (I’m paraphrasing). THE SUPER FLARE!!! Now as exciting as the “Pants Shitting of Obliteration” but hey apparently only I am wondering what happens when Kal grinds out a constipated dump.
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‘Star Wars’ Standalone Non-News: Chris Weitz now writing the movie
Chris Weitz is now in charge of writing the Star Wars standalone. This is after Gary Whitta‘s (planned, maybe) departure a couple of weeks ago. Weitz is known for movies. About A Boy, The Golden Compass, and other things. Hey okay whatever!
‘House of Cards’ Season 3 Trailer: Sociopath In Chief
Yeah I’m one of those folks seriously underwhelmed to the point of jumping ship when House of Card‘s second season jumped the shark. And yet! I can’t help but me intrigued when a trailer for season three hits. So I guess maybe sort of I’ll catch-up.
New ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Promo Art: Grapplin’ with the Hulk and Robots
Here’s a slurry of new Avenging Folk: Epoch of Ultron promo art. Featuring the Hulk and Hulkbuster totally grapplin’, The Odin-Son fucking up all sorts of Ultron drones, and the Big Bad holding some sort of orb. Get pumped (or don’t), this movie has never been closer.
1337: Hackers recreate German politician’s fingerprint from photos.
And you all wonder why I’m always wearing my stretchy winter mittens. In the summer. In the winter. Sure they’re covered in crusty, withering flakes of my DNA. Sure my hands smell like eggs and mistakes. But at least them hackers won’t have my fucking fingerprints.
Space Swoon: Behold the Frosty Slopes of Mars
Check it out, bruh! And bruhdette! It’s the fucking frosted slopes of Mars. Yeah, man. Totally wizard rager time at the ski slopes on the Red Planet! Winter break! Winter break a leg rushing to the local Space-Port, and book your ticket to the dopest ski resort in the solar system. OhwhatthefuckamIsaying? Let NASA explain it better.
New Steam Controller design features d-pad. Scaleback++
Once upon a time, Valve dreamed big with their Steam Controller’s design. But now it appears they continue to scale back their flights of fancy in lieu of something more conventional. Me? I suppose I don’t mind.
Sony Hack: ’22 Jump Street’ sequel could team-up with “Men In Black’
It’s 12:09 on Thursday morning. That means this particular morsel of Sony Leakgate has been out for a day. Or roughly 3,000,000 years in Internet Time. BUT FUCK IT. I RUN THIS ROOST. And this roost wants to talk about the absurd glory that would be this team-up movie.
Official: Benedict Cumberbatch is Doctor Strange.
It’s official, folks. Boringface Cucumbersandwich has landed the lead in Doctor Strange. Make of that what you will.
