We finally got a date for The Witcher‘s second fucking season, and I finally got a deadline. Time to clear my ass, head, and chakras and hop to catching up on this shit. Lord knows, I’ve had enough fucking time.
Netflix has dashed out a dollop of The Witcher Season 2 goo for ya’ll to enjoy. Put out your tongue and gleefully take it within you. All 12 seconds of it. It ain’t much, but it’s enough to get you tingling.
Man, I really need to watch The Witcher. This “Holiday Slay Ride” trailer has reminded me of this fact, dudes. I have to admit, I really fuck with how the show is willing to be silly, man. It’s a breath of fresh air in a pop culture where so many franchises are trying to be taken so seriously.
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Here’s some teaser footage from The Witcher Season 2, and it looks fun as hell. You know, I really need to watch The Witcher. I got time until it drops, but fuck am I wasting it.
‘The Witcher’ is getting a live-action prequel series and maybe I should just watch the original already
The Witcher is a bona fide fucking hit, friends. And what do corporations do with hits? Milk them tits! To death! Netflix knows the deal, and they’ve announced a prequel series based on The Witcher. The son of a bitch is called The Witcher: Blood Origin, and it’ll crack open the origins of the first Witcher. You know, I’ve been hankering for a TV show to watch, and maybe this news has made it clear. Should I watch The fucking Witcher? Perhaps!
Next ‘The Witcher’ title going into production when ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ development concludes. Fucking obviously, it is a license to print money!
The Witcher 3 was huge prior to the Netflix series. And after the show hit? Hachi machi! Even bigger. Thus, it makes all the fucking sense in the world that another one is coming, after Cyberpunk 2077 wraps-up development.
So many people have recommended The Witcher to me that I’m actually gonna check it the fuck out! And, I imagine when I’m done watching it, I’ll now also watch this anime based on it. Well done, you absolute fucks.
Man, this trailer ain’t even bad. A state that can be reckoned with. Nah. Instead, it’s flat-out fucking bland.
Hey! The Witcher adaptation from Netflix has some teaser images! And, they don’t suck as much as anticipated. However, that could be because the leaked test image set the bar so, so low.
Man. We’ve got the first look at Henry Cavill as Geralt in The Witcher, and it’s not good. Listen, okay? Some are stating that it’s “just a screen test” and that might be true. However, if you’re gonna drop a look, I’m going to drop an impression. Doesn’t this seem fair?
Hit the jump for the video of it. Because fucking Twitter video.