‘The Witcher’ is getting a live-action prequel series and maybe I should just watch the original already

the witcher live action prequel series

The Witcher is a bona fide fucking hit, friends. And what do corporations do with hits? Milk them tits! To death! Netflix knows the deal, and they’ve announced a prequel series based on The Witcher. The son of a bitch is called The Witcher: Blood Origin, and it’ll crack open the origins of the first Witcher. You know, I’ve been hankering for a TV show to watch, and maybe this news has made it clear. Should I watch The fucking Witcher? Perhaps!

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Next ‘The Witcher’ title going into production when ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ development concludes. Fucking obviously, it is a license to print money!

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The Witcher 3 was huge prior to the Netflix series. And after the show hit? Hachi machi! Even bigger. Thus, it makes all the fucking sense in the world that another one is coming, after Cyberpunk 2077 wraps-up development.

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‘The Witcher’ is getting an anime movie on Netflix, cause why the fuck not?

netflix witcher anime

So many people have recommended The Witcher to me that I’m actually gonna check it the fuck out! And, I imagine when I’m done watching it, I’ll now also watch this anime based on it. Well done, you absolute fucks.

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‘The Witcher’ Trailer: Look at Netflix’s dull, flavorless adaptation

Man, this trailer ain’t even bad. A state that can be reckoned with. Nah. Instead, it’s flat-out fucking bland.

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Netflix’s ‘The Witcher’ adaptation gets teaser images, which surprisingly don’t suck completely

the witcher netflix promo images

Hey! The Witcher adaptation from Netflix has some teaser images! And, they don’t suck as much as anticipated. However, that could be because the leaked test image set the bar so, so low.

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First Look: Henry Cavill as Geralt in ‘The Witcher’ and uh, oh no.

henry cavill the witcher first look

Man. We’ve got the first look at Henry Cavill as Geralt in The Witcher, and it’s not good. Listen, okay? Some are stating that it’s “just a screen test” and that might be true. However, if you’re gonna drop a look, I’m going to drop an impression. Doesn’t this seem fair?

Hit the jump for the video of it. Because fucking Twitter video.

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Henry Cavill is gonna play Geralt in Netflix’s ‘The Witcher’ adaptation for better or worse

henry cavill the witcher netflix

I like Henry Cavill. A good amount. But, I don’t think his dramatic chops go too deep. With that in mind, I’m not really sure how good of a casting he is for Geralt. However, I also haven’t played The Witcher. So what the fuck do I know?

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‘The Witcher’ getting Netflix series, cause everyone wants that next ‘Game of Thrones’

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I don’t know if my headline makes sense, because I’m not *super* familiar with The Witcher (yet). But, you know. I’ve never let reality get in the way of my shit-posting. Why start now?

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‘The Witcher’ series has sold 20 Million f**king copies; devs working on new 2016 project

The Witcher 3.

Yeah, I’m really hype that The Witcher series is selling like hot cakes. Why, if I’ve never really enjoyed them (more out of a lack of commitment to another life-ruining game like Fallout 4)? Cause I want CD Projekt to ruin my life with Cyberpunk 2077, and I imagine this success gives them all sorts of funding for it.

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Monday Morning Commute: The Law. How Very Trashy.

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Welcome friends, to the weekly Commute. It’s early Monday evening as I type this. WWE’s finest thespians babbling incoherently on my Tele-Visor. Mrs. CaffPow preoccupied, whipping up some cupcakes for some sort of party at work. The sky is dark, the heart is light. My semester is over for a couple of weeks.

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