‘The Witcher’ Season 2 is dropping December 17. Looks like I know how long I fucking got!

the witcher season 2 december 17

We finally got a date for The Witcher‘s second fucking season, and I finally got a deadline. Time to clear my ass, head, and chakras and hop to catching up on this shit. Lord knows, I’ve had enough fucking time.

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‘The Witcher’ Season 2 Teaser Trailer: Meet Ciri!

the witcher season 2 teaser trailer

Netflix has dashed out a dollop of The Witcher Season 2 goo for ya’ll to enjoy. Put out your tongue and gleefully take it within you. All 12 seconds of it. It ain’t much, but it’s enough to get you tingling.

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‘The Witcher’ Holiday Slay Ride Trailer: Season’s Slayings From The Show

Man, I really need to watch The Witcher. This “Holiday Slay Ride” trailer has reminded me of this fact, dudes. I have to admit, I really fuck with how the show is willing to be silly, man. It’s a breath of fresh air in a pop culture where so many franchises are trying to be taken so seriously.
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‘The Witcher’ Season 2 Teaser Footage: Meet the monsters Geralt’s gonna fuck up!

Here’s some teaser footage from The Witcher Season 2, and it looks fun as hell. You know, I really need to watch The Witcher. I got time until it drops, but fuck am I wasting it.

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‘The Witcher’ is getting a live-action prequel series and maybe I should just watch the original already

the witcher live action prequel series

The Witcher is a bona fide fucking hit, friends. And what do corporations do with hits? Milk them tits! To death! Netflix knows the deal, and they’ve announced a prequel series based on The Witcher. The son of a bitch is called The Witcher: Blood Origin, and it’ll crack open the origins of the first Witcher. You know, I’ve been hankering for a TV show to watch, and maybe this news has made it clear. Should I watch The fucking Witcher? Perhaps!

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Next ‘The Witcher’ title going into production when ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ development concludes. Fucking obviously, it is a license to print money!

new the witcher 4 cyberpunk 2077

The Witcher 3 was huge prior to the Netflix series. And after the show hit? Hachi machi! Even bigger. Thus, it makes all the fucking sense in the world that another one is coming, after Cyberpunk 2077 wraps-up development.

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‘The Witcher’ is getting an anime movie on Netflix, cause why the fuck not?

netflix witcher anime

So many people have recommended The Witcher to me that I’m actually gonna check it the fuck out! And, I imagine when I’m done watching it, I’ll now also watch this anime based on it. Well done, you absolute fucks.

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‘The Witcher’ Trailer: Look at Netflix’s dull, flavorless adaptation

Man, this trailer ain’t even bad. A state that can be reckoned with. Nah. Instead, it’s flat-out fucking bland.

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Netflix’s ‘The Witcher’ adaptation gets teaser images, which surprisingly don’t suck completely

the witcher netflix promo images

Hey! The Witcher adaptation from Netflix has some teaser images! And, they don’t suck as much as anticipated. However, that could be because the leaked test image set the bar so, so low.

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First Look: Henry Cavill as Geralt in ‘The Witcher’ and uh, oh no.

henry cavill the witcher first look

Man. We’ve got the first look at Henry Cavill as Geralt in The Witcher, and it’s not good. Listen, okay? Some are stating that it’s “just a screen test” and that might be true. However, if you’re gonna drop a look, I’m going to drop an impression. Doesn’t this seem fair?

Hit the jump for the video of it. Because fucking Twitter video.

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