Man. We’ve got the first look at Henry Cavill as Geralt in The Witcher, and it’s not good. Listen, okay? Some are stating that it’s “just a screen test” and that might be true. However, if you’re gonna drop a look, I’m going to drop an impression. Doesn’t this seem fair?
Hit the jump for the video of it. Because fucking Twitter video.
I like Henry Cavill. A good amount. But, I don’t think his dramatic chops go too deep. With that in mind, I’m not really sure how good of a casting he is for Geralt. However, I also haven’t played The Witcher. So what the fuck do I know?
I don’t know if my headline makes sense, because I’m not *super* familiar with The Witcher (yet). But, you know. I’ve never let reality get in the way of my shit-posting. Why start now?
Yeah, I’m really hype that The Witcher series is selling like hot cakes. Why, if I’ve never really enjoyed them (more out of a lack of commitment to another life-ruining game like Fallout 4)? Cause I want CD Projekt to ruin my life with Cyberpunk 2077, and I imagine this success gives them all sorts of funding for it.
Welcome friends, to the weekly Commute. It’s early Monday evening as I type this. WWE’s finest thespians babbling incoherently on my Tele-Visor. Mrs. CaffPow preoccupied, whipping up some cupcakes for some sort of party at work. The sky is dark, the heart is light. My semester is over for a couple of weeks.