‘The Eternals’ Teaser Trailer: Hey Look We’re Artsy Fartsy

Marvel’s dropped a teaser trailer for The Eternals and it’s got a resounding shrug from me. Like, okay, cool. This is very pensive and serious, or something. I don’t fucking know. We’re a step away from the Man of Steel trailer which had Clark running his hands through wheat and shit. That said, of course I’ll see it. I’m Marvel Fanboy Scum.

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Kit Harington joins ‘The Eternals’ cast as Black Knight and I know nothing about this fucking dude

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I know pretty much absolutely fuck-all about The Eternals. Thus, it shouldn’t be a surprise when I tell ya I have no idea about Black Knight. However, I do know Kit Harington. The stone-faced mopey dude from Game of Thrones. Never really been impressed with dude’s chops. But, the rest of the cast is so fucking stacked that I don’t really fret this casting.

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Salma Hayek may be joining Marvel’s ‘The Eternals’ and this cast is absolutely fucking stacked

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Salma Hayek is probably joining the cast of Marvel’s The Eternals. Which is already a completely fucking cast, good grief.

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Report: Keanu Reeves is wanted for Marvel’s ‘The Eternals’ movie. Get this fucking done!

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Marvel wants Keanu Reeves for The Eternals. Granted, it’s only a rumor. But, it’s a rumor put forth by the same website that first accurately reported The Eternals was happening. Man, I fucking need this.

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Marvel’s ‘The Eternals’ movie has cast ‘Train to Busan’ star Ma Dong-seok. Not familiar, but I trust em

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Marvel seldom fucks up casting choices. So, even though I don’t know Ma Dong-seok, I assume it’s a good call. Fuck my nose if it doesn’t work out, okay?

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Chloe Zhao is directing Marvel’s ‘Eternals’ movie. I’m just assuming this is a good move, given Marvel Studios’ track record

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I don’t know Chloe Zhao, at all. But, I do know Marvel Studios. They’ve been churning out enjoyable-to-really-enjoyable movie for tens years now. So I’m just assuming this is a great choice.

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