#August2019

Kit Harington joins ‘The Eternals’ cast as Black Knight and I know nothing about this fucking dude

kit harington the eternals black knight

I know pretty much absolutely fuck-all about The Eternals. Thus, it shouldn’t be a surprise when I tell ya I have no idea about Black Knight. However, I do know Kit Harington. The stone-faced mopey dude from Game of Thrones. Never really been impressed with dude’s chops. But, the rest of the cast is so fucking stacked that I don’t really fret this casting.

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Salma Hayek may be joining Marvel’s ‘The Eternals’ and this cast is absolutely fucking stacked

salma hayek the eternals

Salma Hayek is probably joining the cast of Marvel’s The Eternals. Which is already a completely fucking cast, good grief.

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Report: Keanu Reeves is wanted for Marvel’s ‘The Eternals’ movie. Get this fucking done!

keanu reeves eternals

Marvel wants Keanu Reeves for The Eternals. Granted, it’s only a rumor. But, it’s a rumor put forth by the same website that first accurately reported The Eternals was happening. Man, I fucking need this.

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Marvel’s ‘The Eternals’ movie has cast ‘Train to Busan’ star Ma Dong-seok. Not familiar, but I trust em

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Marvel seldom fucks up casting choices. So, even though I don’t know Ma Dong-seok, I assume it’s a good call. Fuck my nose if it doesn’t work out, okay?

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Chloe Zhao is directing Marvel’s ‘Eternals’ movie. I’m just assuming this is a good move, given Marvel Studios’ track record

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I don’t know Chloe Zhao, at all. But, I do know Marvel Studios. They’ve been churning out enjoyable-to-really-enjoyable movie for tens years now. So I’m just assuming this is a great choice.

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