‘Tenet’ opening internationally on August 26, and in “select” U.S cities on September 3rd because we are so fucking dumb
Tenet is officially no longer waiting for our stupid fucking asses to figure things out. Indeed, the movie is opening internationally on August 26, and in select U.S. cities on September 3rd. But, man. Given that the country is currently a COVID dumpster fire who knows what those cities will actually be.
Tenet has been delayed indefinitely, folks. Which means Nolan and WB have accepted the obvious. You know, that movie theaters ain’t fucking opening any time soon.
Nolan’s blockbuster ‘Tenet’ delayed yet again, this time until August 12. Bro, just stop dating it for fuck’s sake
Tenet‘s been delayed again, folks! August 12! This must deeply frustrate Extremely Humble Director Christopher Nolan, who wants Tenet to be the movie that saves movie theaters. No, seriously. And it’s led to him pressuring WB to release the movie this summer. But, the result of all that shit? The flick getting continuously delayed, as COVID lights our social lives on fire. Almost fucking comical at this point, right? Like, fellas. Just give it a date when everything isn’t coming apart at the seams.
Christopher Nolan crashed a motherfucking Boeing 747 for Tenet, instead of using CG. My word. Bro doesn’t fuck around. Dude loves shooting on film, and apparently he also loves crashing shit instead of using shitty looking rendered visuals.
‘Tenet’ Trailer: It’ll open the right doors…some of the wrong ones too. In theaters July 17, still! Apparently!
Here’s the new trailer for Nolan’s audacious, mind-bending movie, Tenet. And, I’m going to level with you! I’m not watching the trailer. I already want to see this shit, badly. That said? I’m impressed Warner Brothers is doubling down on its release date, July 17.
Check it out for yourself, if you’re inclined!
New Tenet trailer coming, baby! But, uh. It’s debuting in Fortnite. What the absolute fuck.
Oh baby! Here’s a big, meaty, thick, throbbing trailer for Tenet. What’s the movie about? Uh, time traveling and doing spy shit. Outside of that? Not sure, but I’m in!
It’s here! Finally! The trailer for Nolan’s next movie, Tenet. It had been dropped in theaters this summer, but now the Powers That Market have finally seen fit to usher it onto the internet.
After the jump because it’s a fucking Twitter video.
As well, let me know what you think!
Christopher Nolan’s next movie is officially titled ‘Tenet’ and is an action-espionage thriller. Fuck yes!
Christopher Nolan’s next movie is officially titled Tenet, and it’s an action-espionage thriller. Okay, so if dude isn’t going to do Bond, this is a entirely worthy alternative.