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‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ TV Spot: Luke Is Reunited With The Ship That Started The Adventure
The Last Jedi is going to make a zillion dollars. No one is going to be convinced either way at this point. So, what does Disney do? Naturally, they drop a TV spot that gives away a rather poignant moment. Which is why I’m not watching it, no way, fuck nah.
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‘The Last Jedi’ Teaser: Full Trailer & Ticket Sales Tomorrow, You Rebel Scum
Here is brief trailer snippet from the MarketingWizards at DisneyLucasFilth to announce a full Last Jedi trailer dropping tomorrow. Not only that, though! Tickets go on sale tomorrow night as well.
After the jump, because fucking Twitter video.
‘Star Wars’ trading card provides best look at Supreme Leader Snoke’s ground beef-lookin’ assface
Want a look at Supreme Leader Snoke’s ground beef lookin’ assface, prior to The Last Jedi? OL and them Topps trading cards got you covered.
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‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ images drop courtesy of EW. Get ready for hot ass cloaked Luke action, and more!
Want some new The Last Jedi images? You’re in the right fucking place. You don’t? Then get the fuck out of here, you goddamn donkey!
‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ Character Posters are notably sanguinary
Oh man! Some foreboding-ass character posters for Star Wars: The Last Jedi. Following the ominous, red-tinted logo for the movie, these character posters are also drenched in sanguinary portent.
‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ Behind The Scenes Sizzle Reel: All The Feels, New Footage
As is their wont with the new Star Wars movies, Lucasfilm has dropped a Star Wars: The Last Jedi “Behind The Scenes” sizzle reel. It’s replete with all the perfunctory feels, and some new looks at the movie.
Maybe: Rey wears this outfit in ‘The Last Jedi’ revealed courtesy of ‘Star Wars: Battlefront II’
Ah, *fuck* it, I’ll cover this. The last couple of days people have been stroking glands about this potential outfit for Rey in The Last Jedi. The reveal, maybe reveal, comes courtesy of Star Wars: Battlefront II pre-order promotional materials.
‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ Trailer: Light, Dark, Balance
Trailer for The Last Jedi. What more to say, man. I’m a fucking Star Wars herb, with the Force directly written into my DNA. It’s everything I want in a teaser trailer, save for the fact that it’s just a trailer and not the goddamn movie.
Frank Oz Refuses To Confirm *Or* Deny Yoda Is in ‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’
This is where we’re at, folks. This is where we’re at. Glomming onto Frank Oz refusing to confirm or deny that Yoda is in The Last Jedi. But! What would you have of us? The Powers That Be refuse to give us any morsel of news! So, we do what we must.
‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ Footage Description From Disney Investors’ Conference
I feel like, as a holder of Disney stock, I clearly should have been invited to the Disney Investors’ Conference. Not only am I empirically the biggest Star Wars fan (that lives in my house), but I’m an investor and a sage. But hey, fuck it. I can read the footage description all the same. The same like you commoners, you plebs.
