The Last Jedi is going to make a zillion dollars. No one is going to be convinced either way at this point. So, what does Disney do? Naturally, they drop a TV spot that gives away a rather poignant moment. Which is why I’m not watching it, no way, fuck nah.
Here is brief trailer snippet from the MarketingWizards at DisneyLucasFilth to announce a full Last Jedi trailer dropping tomorrow. Not only that, though! Tickets go on sale tomorrow night as well.
After the jump, because fucking Twitter video.
Want a look at Supreme Leader Snoke’s ground beef lookin’ assface, prior to The Last Jedi? OL and them Topps trading cards got you covered.
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‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ images drop courtesy of EW. Get ready for hot ass cloaked Luke action, and more!
Want some new The Last Jedi images? You’re in the right fucking place. You don’t? Then get the fuck out of here, you goddamn donkey!
Oh man! Some foreboding-ass character posters for Star Wars: The Last Jedi. Following the ominous, red-tinted logo for the movie, these character posters are also drenched in sanguinary portent.
As is their wont with the new Star Wars movies, Lucasfilm has dropped a Star Wars: The Last Jedi “Behind The Scenes” sizzle reel. It’s replete with all the perfunctory feels, and some new looks at the movie.
Ah, *fuck* it, I’ll cover this. The last couple of days people have been stroking glands about this potential outfit for Rey in The Last Jedi. The reveal, maybe reveal, comes courtesy of Star Wars: Battlefront II pre-order promotional materials.
Trailer for The Last Jedi. What more to say, man. I’m a fucking Star Wars herb, with the Force directly written into my DNA. It’s everything I want in a teaser trailer, save for the fact that it’s just a trailer and not the goddamn movie.
This is where we’re at, folks. This is where we’re at. Glomming onto Frank Oz refusing to confirm or deny that Yoda is in The Last Jedi. But! What would you have of us? The Powers That Be refuse to give us any morsel of news! So, we do what we must.
I feel like, as a holder of Disney stock, I clearly should have been invited to the Disney Investors’ Conference. Not only am I empirically the biggest Star Wars fan (that lives in my house), but I’m an investor and a sage. But hey, fuck it. I can read the footage description all the same. The same like you commoners, you plebs.