‘Spider-Man: Miles Morales’ is a ‘standalone game’ unless it isn’t. Handle your fucking messaging, Sony. Either way it rules.

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When I saw Spider-Man: Miles Morales revealed, I thought it was a new standalone game. But, then some Sony ding-dong stated that it was an expansion. And THEN!, Insomniac said it was a standalone. Fucking hilarious confusion. Honestly? Sounds like a pseudo-standalone, ala Uncharted: The Lost Legacy. Which fucking owned, by the way.

So, I’m torqued either way.

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Spider-Man is staying in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. We expected this, right? But, it’s still awesome.

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Spider-Man has returned to the Marvel Cinematic Universe. But like, he never really left. That said, I’m stoked.

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Marvel Studios and Sony partnership on ‘Spider-Man’ movies is dead. This sucks so fucking much, dudes

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The extremely mutually beneficial partnership between Marvel Studios and Sony is dead, friends. No more Spider-Man in the MCU. Man. I really hope this is fucking posturing, dudes. Like, this blows.

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‘Spider-Man: Far From Home’ Trailer: Friends, Fury, and Mysterio, motherfuckers!

The Spider-Man: Far From Home trailer got a lot going on! And, I’m fucking here for all of it!

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‘Spider-Man: Far From Home’ First Look: Check Out Spidey’s Stealth Suit

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Yeah, Parker got himself a stealth suit in Spider-Man: Far From Home. If you want to check it out, hit the fucking jump!

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Sony planning ‘Silk’ as another ‘Spider-Man’ spin-off movie. Like, bros, launch one successfully first!

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I’m down for a Silk movie, if it’s done competently. But, let’s be honest. There’s no real reason to fucking think Sony can launch a successful Spider-Man spin-off movie until proven otherwise.

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Report: Sony may be selling its TV and movie rights. The Marvel Studios consolidation continues?

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Sony may be looking to get into that selling-their-film-and-TV-assets game, folks. It’s hard not to imagine the House of Mouse swooping in, if this sale is legit. This is notable news for comic book movie fans, as well as those who fear Disney owning the entirety of Western culture. But, hey! Maybe we’ll have Venom in Avengers 7!

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‘Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse’ Trailer: Miles Morales gets stylish in a world of Spider-Folk

Wasn’t expecting this fucking trailer today, but I’ll take it. Miles Morales takes centerstage in a trailer for an adaptation of the Spider-Verse storyline where a gaggle of Spider-Folk collide. Written by Lord and Miles, and stylish as fuck, I’m ready.

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New ‘Avengers: Infinity War’ image teases magical, amazing team-up

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Don’t really know why this is news. Like, aren’t we expecting everyone to team-up in Infinity War? That said, I’m putting it behind the jump, just in case you’re *that guy* about the movie.

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‘Spider-Man’ E3 Trailer: Insomniac Blows Minds With Its Spidey Gameplay

I don’t know if there are words to accurately capture how fucking stunning this trailer is for Insomniac’s Spider-Man game. Just. Goddamn.

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