New Spider-Man: Homecoming trailer! Wherein Tony Stark gives Peter all sorts of dope technology, and then takes it away from Peter like an extremely confusing mentor.

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Is your gut full of acidic, barbaric superhero trailer? Tough tits, soft sac. Tomorrow we’re getting a new Spider-Man: Homecoming trailer! How do we know? A six-second teaser trailer has been dropped on Twitter.

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New Spider-Man: Homecoming poster. I…I keep forgetting this movie exists. Dig the poster, though.

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Here’s a Spider-Man: Homecoming International TV spot! I can’t understand it, but I suppose I can appreciate a look at the Shocker and the Vulture.

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Sony has set the release date for the sequel to Spider-Man: Homecoming. This is the world we live in, folks. Have for a while. I don’t really have a problem with it. The movie is going to make a zillion dollars, why wouldn’t it get a sequel?

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Here’s a new Spider-Man: Homecoming photo to gnaw on until tonight, when the first trailer drops. Just Peter staring pensively at, uh, something.

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Everyone’s talking about it on the Internet, so why shouldn’t I? Huh? I ain’t got not principals. Oh, talking about what? Glad you asked! New Spider-Man: Homecoming footage was screened at Comic Con Experience 2016 in São Paulo, Brazil. And said footage featured Spidey getting yet another upgrade from Tony “Totally Not A Creepy Horatio Alger Character” Stark.

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Been wondering when the fuck you’re going to be able to see the Spider-Man: Homecoming trailer? InterSleuths have deduced that the trailer will be attached to Rogue One. Which means that it may debut on the internet even earlier, perchance the week that Rogue One drops.

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Michael Keaton is the superhero movie star turned superhero movie star critic turned superhero movie star, again. The circle is complete.

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I enjoyed Doctor Strange for what it was. But one thing that caught my ear was a rather familiar sound to the score. Oh, it turns out Michael Giacchino provided the score, a score which more/less sounded like Star Trek Beyond B-Sides. Well, he’s providing the score to Spider-Man: Homecoming. I’m fine with this!

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