#July2019

Unopened copy of ‘Kid Icarus’ for Nintendo projected to go for $10,000 at auction. That’s a lot of Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers, my dudes!

kid icarus unopened 10000

I say, goddamn! An unopened copy of Kid Icarus for the original Nintendo has been found. And, the motherfucker is projected to go for $10,000.

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‘Nintendo Switch Lite’ is a cheaper, handheld-only version of the console. Dropping September 20!

Man, I sold my Switch. And, I shouldn’t have. I fucked up, okay! I sold it, and now I miss it. So, I’m patiently waiting for Nintendo to announce their Switch Pro or some shit. They ain’t done that today, but they have announced a new iteration. The Switch Lite, which is pretty much a handheld console. You know, with a fantastic library.

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Nintendo Switch outsold PlayStation and Xbox in May. This makes sense, them consoles fucking oldddd

nintendo switch outsold xbox playstation may

The Nintendo Switch is still absolutely fucking beasting, friends. Meanwhile, the current iterations of the PlayStation and Xbox are starting to flag behind in monthly sales. But, this makes sense. The Nintendo Switch dropped two years ago, while the other two are closing in on six years old. Still, it’s an interesting time in the console wars, no?

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‘Panzer Dragoon’ remake heading to Nintendo Switch. For fuck’s sake, why did I sell my console again?

panzer dragoon remake switch

Son of a bitch. I really shouldn’t have sold my Nintendo Switch. I admit it. Even though it was getting way less use than my other consoles, I shouldn’t have. I mean, a fucking Panzer Dragoon remake! Plus, that new PlatinumGames title! Fuck!

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Nintendo dropping a cheaper Switch model by end of June. Just when you thought it couldn’t have any less power!

nintendo switch cheaper model june

While I’m steadfastly waiting for a Nintendo Switch which can actually play Breath of the Wild in 480p (lol), the company is rolling out a cheaper, less impressive model. K.

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Report: Nintendo is dropping two new Switch models this year and renewing their license to print money

nintendo switch two models

Get them wallets open, Nintendo fuckers. Or, perhaps more timely, prepare to issue forth those memorized credit card digits. The company is dropping two new Switch models this year. One for casuals, one with “enhanced” features.

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‘Zelda: Link’s Awakening’ is getting a 3D remake for the Nintendo Switch

After how fucking rad the Resident Evil 2 remake is, I got no qualms about the idea of Nintendo remaking a fucking classic.

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Nintendo Switch is soon gonna pass Nintendo 64’s lifetime sales. This is kinda fucking wild, no?

nintendo switch sales pass nintendo 64

We all knew the Nintendo Switch was a successful-ass console. But, how successful is Nintendo’s current renaissance? Soon, the motherfucker is going to pass N64’s lifetime sales.

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The Nintendo Switch is the fastest-selling console of this generation in America. I don’t fuck with it, but it’s good news nonetheless

nintendo switch fastest selling generation

Despite not really enjoying it (I sold mine), I respect and appreciate the Nintendo Switch. So, I dig the news that it’s the fastest-selling console of this generation. The gaming world is just more interesting when Nintendo is relevant, right?

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‘Fornite’ has been installed on fucking nearly half of all Nintendo Switches

fornite half nintendo switches

Fornite. Is popular. You knew that already. I knew that already. Anyone who reads pop culture news knew that already. However, how fucking popular? Well, the son of a bitch has been installed on nearly half of all Nintendo Switches.

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