There’s no good goddamn reason to bring Google Maps to the Nintendo Entertainment System. Okay? I get it. That said, I still heavily fuck with this sort of oddity.
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Imagine being responsible for helping to design the outside case of the NES, the Zapper light gun, and the Wii nunchuk? Well, that’s exactly what Lance Barr did. Huge hog on this guy, enormous BDE (Big Dick, or Big Designer energy, your choice). Now he’s retiring, and goddamn has he earned every moment of relaxation coming his way.
Nintendo finally revealed their OLED Switch today. Hey, cool, fine. The bummer for me though? It ain’t the Pro. No 4K. Fuckers. That said, it means I can just go out and grab a Switch this week, given that I don’t have to wait for the Pro model.
When I bought my wife a Switch Lite a couple weeks ago, it was with the idea that I’d be getting myself an upgraded full model this year. Was it a calculated fucking gamble? Yup! But that shit seems to be paying off with this new report. According to reports, Nintendo will be dropping their upgraded Nintendo Switch as soon as September.
Report: Nintendo using NIVIDIA’s DLSS to upscale graphics to 4K on upgraded Switch model. I don’t know what this fucking means!
If you believe reports, Nintendo is going to lean on NVIDIA’s DLSS tech for 4K graphics in the upgraded Switch model dropping this year. What exactly is DLSS tech? Apparently it’s some sort of fucking super sampling that, uh, does stuff. I don’t know. I don’t care. Just give me a fucking 4K Switch, please and thank you.
New Nintendo Switch with 4K Support and an OLED screen dropping this year. This is it, this is my time!
I’ve been waiting for a couple of years for Nintendo to drop a new Switch, and my friends it appears my time is now! A report by Bloomberg has the company dropping a new Switch model this year, with 4K support and a new OLED screen. Oh hell yes, sign me the fuck up!
Nintendo remastering ‘Super Mario 64’, ‘Sunshine’ and ‘Galaxy’ for Switch for ‘Super Mario 3D All-Stars’ to celebrate plumber’s 35th anniversary
Man, this is a fucking bundle of wonderfulness, no? Nintendo dropping Super Mario 64, Sunshine, and Galaxy in one meaty bundle. It’s called Super Mario 3D All-Stars, and it’s to celebrate the motherfucker turning 35.
I fucking regret selling my Nintendo Switch. Okay? I’ll admit it! It appears I’ll get my best shot at acquiring one in 2021, when the company is dropping a new one. Sporting 4K graphics and shit. Seriously. So, for now? I wait. ‘Cause presently? COVID got them motherfuckers scarce!
Mamma-fucking-mia, dudes. Nintendo’s profits have increased over 400 percent the past three so or months. Absolutely everybody in the fucking world spending the pandemic in Animal Crossing or some shit.
Massive Nintendo “gigaleak” reveals all sorts of dope shit from Luigi in ‘Super Mario 64’ to never-released titles
I know on some level that the Nintendo “gigaleak” is fucked up. But, on a filthy, greedy fan level? This sort of cache of unreleased titles and prototypes leaking into the world fucking rules, dudes.